Bam Persand

"Ratcatcher Only" is blatant Sir Didymus erasure

Yeah, Shackleton said the taste was off-putting, and those explorer era Brits ate *everything* and seasoned *nothing*

They shall receive between 12 and 15 tuts, and a strong disappointed head shake.

Recipe Escallops of Penguin Breasts Ingredients: Penguin Breasts as required Reconstituted onion Some fairly thick batter Flour Salt and pepper to taste Cut the breasts into thin slices and soak in milk f…

Shackleton ate em
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Theres a long tradition of maintaining the added 'D' to the NE FLANDERS street signs.

The shittiest filthiest lamest thing about trump is when he acts disarmingly like your asshole uncle who you bought you a beer that time when you were 17. He is *dripping* with cranky old white dude 'oh, YOU!' privilege. It gets right in between your ribs.

There's beer league hockey team nearby named the Little Cuties, after the little tangerines. Logo is exactly what you hope it is, happy skating tangerines.

So hard these days to find a bookstore willing to barter a book for a sack of clubbed rats

Because the Posse Comitatus Act doesn't apply to the USCG. They can operate freely in us territory, enforcing federal laws.

The first female admiral was fired like days into January 2025, I'd say this is long game stuff but it's not even been a year.

I'm just gonna say that if you invest with a dude who got a scam conviction cleared by Trump, you shouldn't have money in the first place.

Nextdoor to the All Claw Machines and the Wicks 'n Shit

I think it originated from Rotten Tomatoes, not sure if it was a prank. It's a fn good one.

I thought this was a setup for one of those great In Rem cases like United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins

Yeah, this, stairs, ladders, and chairs can only be used by people shaped things.

However, I think a big part of it is also how badly the engineers want to make their robots fuckable. That's the low key goal of all the robots and AI.

She's either smart enough to have been doing Jewish space laser stuff as a grift and is pivoting to follow the wind, which is awful, or she has a genuine sense of ethics and beliefs that *includes* Jewish space lasers stuff and that's truly fucking terrible.

It worked really well for the Runaways

I was actually hoping to not be the first one to suggest that - it should be baseline accepted as a solid choice

I was trying to figure out what the fuck the angles were and realized I was mistaking him for Kurt Loder.

Those dehydrated hash brown cartons are dirt cheap at Costco and make a great addition

Haha oh right he even wrote a song about her, like that snl skit where the punk loved thatcher. So fuckin weird

I think of Marky Ramone as the centrist; anyone who tries to cash in on their C-level fame with a line of pasta sauce is just somebody muddling along in life.

Literally the Ramones

The audiobook version all causing semantic satiation at culture-halting levels.

When I was a little kid reading my older brother's Dragon magazines, I imagined a 'two-handed sword' as being like a bicycle handlebar with a blade out of the middle.

Oh this doesn't stop at dead relatives. Spouses, kids, celebrities, exes, that barista you thought was hot, all will be slaves living in your phone.

Is 'ranch on everything' just safe food management? I mean, it works either way.

This is deliciously niche, nothing more likely to get me to read the history of something (in this case, Connecticut counties [and planning regions])

Ahhh the ol reverso, good for the goose, turnabout is fair etc.

The subtle difference in the blue cloth and blue helmet/shoulder pad is very thoughtful.

When I read about it, I felt like doing something to make me feel even worse, which was see if the officers involved had been in any way disciplined or anything. Of course not.
It is kind of interesting that one of the officers was one of the real soldiers from the Blackhawk Down battle