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21.11.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1988    ๐Ÿ” 1667    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i get to pet my dog in a week

20.11.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

10.11.2025 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28672    ๐Ÿ” 8824    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 382    ๐Ÿ“Œ 415

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

06.11.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2292    ๐Ÿ” 760    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

04.11.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12318    ๐Ÿ” 4981    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
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ween

01.11.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some macro shots of fun flowers I took over the weekend :)

29.10.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Snickers bar and a metal whistle

Snickers bar and a metal whistle

Parents, please check your kidsโ€™ candy this Halloween. Iโ€™ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription โ€œQUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now Iโ€™m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

22.10.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5276    ๐Ÿ” 1385    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
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remains III

lumen photography, 2025

20.10.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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remains II

lumen photography, 2025

20.10.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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<Some recent work I never posted here for some reason!>

remains I

lumen photography, 2025

20.10.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this but on instagram

20.10.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey there, Delilah
Can you hear me through the floorboards
Below which my dismembered corpse
Provides the only records
Of your crime?
A long way back from hell I've had to climb
Now I speak in rhyme

14.09.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 515    ๐Ÿ” 148    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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two men are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room .

Cya there!

09.09.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21.08.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22771    ๐Ÿ” 22172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 273    ๐Ÿ“Œ 338
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โ€œIโ€™ll kill Mario, Iโ€™ll tear that mustache off his face, jam it down his throat, take his swimming goggles, rip them to pieces, and stab him with those. Itโ€™s gonna be bloody.โ€ - Bob Odenkirk in an interview with IGN at #SDCC.

To watch our full interview: bit.ly/45n11do

27.07.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2329    ๐Ÿ” 726    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 191
A depressed man says "sometimes I feel like I've seen too much to ever feel like a normal person." Alex reassures him "hey man... despite everything... it's still you. The man tears up. He says "wow. that's great. Did you make that up?" Alex, confidently says "yes... yes I did..."

A depressed man says "sometimes I feel like I've seen too much to ever feel like a normal person." Alex reassures him "hey man... despite everything... it's still you. The man tears up. He says "wow. that's great. Did you make that up?" Alex, confidently says "yes... yes I did..."

26.07.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7682    ๐Ÿ” 1545    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

This isn't just affecting games hosted on itchio...

Comics, books, zones, etc with these tags are also no longer searchable. This is going to impact indie scenes across the board if not challenged!

24.07.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4442    ๐Ÿ” 2409    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru

20.07.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7115    ๐Ÿ” 2317    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 115    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68

similar thing happens with the monologue I have, except itโ€™s like that dinosaur jump game chrome has with the sequence buttons

08.07.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Oscar the Grouch, a green scraggly muppet, gets really excited looking at a bug. The caption says "Everyone shut up I'm experiencing WORM", the bug is sparkling, and his eyes are glowing.

Oscar the Grouch, a green scraggly muppet, gets really excited looking at a bug. The caption says "Everyone shut up I'm experiencing WORM", the bug is sparkling, and his eyes are glowing.

Me when I go outside

29.06.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1283    ๐Ÿ” 295    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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hi please don't share images or videos of identifiable protestors thank you

14.06.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1273    ๐Ÿ” 644    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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13 Rules to Protect Yourself While Protesting Read & Share if you're joining the No Kings protest on June 14, or know anyone who is

I'm a human rights lawyer. If you're exercising your human right to protest on June 14, here are 13 rules I recommend you follow.

No paywall. Free access. Please do read and share: www.qasimrashid.com/p/13-rules-t...

14.06.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1188    ๐Ÿ” 804    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
a black and white illustration of 4 ICE agents standing at the other side of an open door. They are silhouetted except for their glowing eyes and bared teeth. The text reads โ€œour dire investigations had led us here. danger is everywhere - it is best to comply. may we enter?โ€

a black and white illustration of 4 ICE agents standing at the other side of an open door. They are silhouetted except for their glowing eyes and bared teeth. The text reads โ€œour dire investigations had led us here. danger is everywhere - it is best to comply. may we enter?โ€

donโ€™t let them in. fuck ice. fuck fascists

09.06.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4469    ๐Ÿ” 1577    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

call a bondulance

04.06.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sly Cooper Joins Bungie Art Department BELLEVUE, Wash. โ€” Formerly unemployed master thief Sly Cooper has landed a new job. Bungie has confirmed that raccoon will be joining the studio asโ€ฆ

Sly Cooper Joins Bungie Art Department

hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

23.05.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 627    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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Tumblr post that reads: kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Tumblr post that reads: kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this

11.05.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19832    ๐Ÿ” 9075    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 139
the scooby-doo detective agency (a pup named scooby-doo) drawn as the "mom helping kids beat a hard level in super mario land" image. scooby is playing with a gameboy while surrounded by the kids, who are spectating the game

the scooby-doo detective agency (a pup named scooby-doo) drawn as the "mom helping kids beat a hard level in super mario land" image. scooby is playing with a gameboy while surrounded by the kids, who are spectating the game

A pup helping the kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1989

05.05.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9425    ๐Ÿ” 2363    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

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