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A Majorly Mephitic Mephit! AKA Nox Melo I run out of gender sometimes 23//He or they depending on the day//πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ ⚠️Beware: Probably has rabies.⚠️

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Water will do what you think coffee does better most of the time

26.10.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Explain your OC's power with a gif

26.10.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss the days when you could go into a dispensary, tell the clerk what type of effects you were looking for, and they'd hook you up with something that did just that.
Now they're just focused on cramming the max amount of THC into it with little regard for terpines or the other cannabinoids smh

22.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You can just smell the lack of braincells in this boy 🦨

21.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s it!
I’m gettin’ me mallet!

13.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 951    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

The pros of big tail outweigh the cons.

11.10.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will gladly draw all of the frogs as a symbol for the movement, explicitly to take them back from the fuckers who co opted Pepe for their nazi shit.

10.10.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4123    πŸ” 1427    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 11

Skunk kigu!

08.10.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Say his name and
HE appears

07.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't need another guitar. I don't need another guitar. I don't need another guitar. I. Don't. Need. Another. Guitar.

But damn a 12 string electric would be cool af.

06.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was today years old when I have officially watched Interstellar for the first time. Goddamn Nolan is an incredible director.

05.10.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can guarantee that Cataclean won't fix it, but it buys you valuable time.

02.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get a bottle of cataclean and add it to the fuel per the instructions so you can run the engine here and there without having to worry as much about causing further damage. Best not to let a car sit too long without being ran.

Drove my elantra for a month with P0420 before I could do the repair.

02.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

YO they made a 0 sugar version of this?

I'm a cola fiend so the regular jolt is one of my favorite energy drinks but the sugar content makes me more jittery than the caffeine ffs

02.10.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the upshot, my car runs beautifully with two brand new O2 sensors, a clean MAP sensor, and new transmission fluid.

02.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to replace the cat on my elantra this year. All together between my fixing everything but the cat to try in vain to sidestep the inevitable massive expense, I ended up having to drop ~$1500 on a repair I did myself.

If you see P0420, definitely just replace the cat and get it over with.

02.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

As a guitarist, hitting the point where playing guitar hero feels unnatural and difficult has the same vibe as when you start using a calculator to do addition and multiplication algebra 2.

01.10.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've always known that my vibe is different when I'm Slater vs when I'm Nox, but I couldn't explain why for the longest time, but plurality was something that I thought it could have been.

Turned out, I'm just genderflux and my sonas are just manifestations of my enby and masc modes.

30.09.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have now moved from 50/50 universes within vs universes beyond to majority universes beyond.

Magic the gathering has died.

27.09.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stay hydrated!

26.09.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was up to over 7 mill when I watched it this morning.

24.09.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or redoing perfectly fine roads in rich neighborhoods

24.09.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All it took was 10 days of boycotting to convince Disney to put Kimmel back on air.

Keep the boycotts coming. Every company that gives an inch to the f@$Β’ists NEEDS to get the same exact treatment.

23.09.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm skonk and you can too!

Go buy this fursuit.

16.09.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skunks.

14.09.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw him at Pine Knob in July.

People of literally every age group were all enjoying the same music *equally*.

Weird Al's timeless in a way I'm not sure any artist has ever been able to achieve.

14.09.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget to break the spaghetti.

13.09.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing goes on pizza like ranch dressing. Reskeet to scare an italian.

13.09.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's making me sick to my stomach seeing so many people I know lament the death of somebody who advocated for and celebrated the deaths of LGBT folks in tragedies such as Pulse, Club Q, the murder of Nex Benedict, Johnathan Joss, and so many others.

12.09.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

REAP WHAT YOU SOW

10.09.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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