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i think it's cool that the existence of Zohran Mamdani is clearly driving the Vice President insane

Please note, these statistics are a reflection of the entire 19th District. The boundaries are from Lawrence Ave to Fullerton Ave, from the Chicago River to the Lake. Here are the key points: Year to Date, Robberies are down 31%, and compared to the same 28-day time period in 2024 are down 21% Year to Date, Aggravated Battery is down 11%, and compared to the same 28-day time period in 2024 is down 43% Year to Date, Burglaries are down 29%, and compared to the same 28-day time period in 2024 they're down 23% Year to Date, Felony Thefts are down 10%, and compared to the same 28-day time period in 2024 they're down 19% Year to Date, Misdemeanor Thefts are down 8%, and compared to the same 28-day time period in 2024 they're down 26% Year to Date, Motor Vehicle Thefts are down 43%, and compared to the same 28-day time period in 2024 they're down 58%

These crime stats in my neighborhood are wild. Almost no press or political messaging about it.

“not sending handwritten thank-you notes is lazy and ungrateful”

my ADHD means i barely have the executive functioning skills to feed myself, how about you take a seat 🪑

To people saying I should have taken the NFT money, since now I'm "begging for work" 🤨

Asking for work is a function of the greed that cryptobros & CEOs are plaguing our indystry with.

I am not ashamed of asking for work & getting paid normal industry rates, with money that doesn't come from scams

Idk that crypto should be legal at all. It seems to just be gambling in an international unregulated casino.

Oh no

Seriously. Get art on your feed.

IN LOVE.

I'm telling you. Get art on your scroll. Cats, otters, mushrooms. Get joy to remind you what we are fighting for.

The undisputed worst part about ADHD is the depression, especially from executive dysfunction. The fact that the cure for it is doing things on the very list that is freezing me into place feels very much like an on purpose curse. So rude.

In 1949, Superman told schoolchildren “our country is made up of Americans of MANY different races, religions and national origins. So…

“…if YOU hear anybody talk against anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin — don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.”

Does he realize he's advocating for the abolition of the for-profit insurance industry here?

This explains the MAGA crowd.

i think we underestimate how the combination of engagement-bait social media and cheap sensationalist tv (ancient aliens, etc.) has caused a significant swath of the public to see almost everything as a conspiracy and that’s going to need to be tackled if we’re to have any hope of a better world

If "he knows how to run things like a business" isn't on the national dog whistle list yet, I think it's clear to be added.

Do any other neurodivergent folk feel like they're at a job interview while at a normie party? It's been this way since I quit drinking and masking, so I don't go to parties anymore. I miss having people to call to ride along on errands, but being alone is better than being on a job interview.

as a pierogi-loving bitch of Polish descent I am unreasonably delighted by the ongoing Alan Dershowitz saga

Get someone to write you a bot that just posts "Post" every 53.76 hours. Malicious compliance is my favorite.

Well, of course. They worked hard to get those babies into those children.

Trump voters are horrified by teens getting abortions without parental consent, but not by an organized ring of rich people trafficking them.

I have a really great prank idea for anyone who is great with drones and pyrotechnics.

Since the incidents have increased, community members from a meme-coin called Green Dildo Coin have taken responsibility for some of the disruptions. A spokesperson for the group told USA Today that members started throwing green sex toys to coincide with the launch of the meme-coin, which was created the day before the first incident. The group wanted to use the "viral stunts" to garner attention, they said. "We didn't do this because like we dislike women's sports or, like, some of the narratives that are trending right now are ridiculous," the spokesperson said anonymously in a Thursday article.

Barely followed this story, but if my life trajectory involved being a spokesperson for the "Green Dildo Coin", I'd hope my friends and family would stage an intervention

Every single person in DC that is physically able to get in the streets should do so tomorrow. What he's got planned in the wake of 'Big Balls'' "attack" spells the end of your freedom.

TX Rep. Wu: "This is the endgame of where
we are in America"

With needle sharp pointed boots.

This feels right to us

All that noise about a “stolen election” in 2020 is just MAGA projection for what they want to do today.

Canada now holds some legitimate blame for this bullshit. Not a lot, mind you, but a little more than yesterday.

Tariffs are not "creating wealth". They impose higher costs to U.S. consumers. The money comes out of your wallet. There is no directive on how the Government "tariff income" is actually used. Tax breaks for the rich will not improve the lives of middle-class America.

Also, does Cuomo not have a mirror? He looks like an exhausted cartoon bulldog with thin jowls. Mamdani always looks like he came to the party because he wants to, and he's got three more after this that he's equally excited to attend. Tired? Please. Sit down, you scrawny boomer coonhound.

What happens if you don’t do background checks or training for thousands of people and you give them all total authority?

ICE has been caught looting and destroying property at Pittsburgh restaurants. They even tried to break into the safes. They loaded food, supplies and equipment into vehicles

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