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@synestheizure.bsky.social

They call me Coors, which isn't my name. They call me a buddhist, which maybe idk. They call me a rat and ain't have no cheese.

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Latest posts by synestheizure.bsky.social on Bluesky

he has a point. why use code if you have nothing to hide?

codes are inherently zodiac coded

27.01.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if an angel came down from heaven and told me first hand god was real I'd say "oh fuck this is a really bad seizure"

22.01.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

had a seizure for no reason, or at least no clearly identifiable trigger. now that I can't just say "oh well its just reflex Epilepsy" the whole thing is a lot scarier

22.01.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goddamn having a seizure is humiliating. not even a TC just like a focal seizure. also why do so few people talk about how it fucks with your body. so sweaty and nauseous and tired now. I'm so hungry but I can't even eat

22.01.2026 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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coors banquet

20.01.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

concussions are truly the thing I regret the most in my life

15.01.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's pretty scary when that happens

15.01.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well tbf Jim Rogan is Joe's good twin

15.01.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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oh which album

15.01.2026 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Like an elderly man whose powers are failing, the Habsburg Monarchy sought to recover its youth by a display of vitality...internal action had come to nothing; action in foreign affairs had to take its place."

15.01.2026 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1087    ๐Ÿ” 180    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Here's a poem about how I hate frontier

15.01.2026 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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here's a poem I wrote about something vaguely cryptic

15.01.2026 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is what its like to have a seizure. I've shown a few people this poem and one of the more common pieces of feedback is that its confusing and disjointed. I can only imagine what they think a seizure is like

15.01.2026 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Open Source is a scheme by big freedom to get you to buy less software

11.01.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately bluesky crashes almost every time I open it

11.01.2026 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am a woman of many hats

11.01.2026 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

somewhat disheartening to see this sort of rhetoric as someone attempting to make a living as a freelance software engineer for sex toys

07.01.2026 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is why I just do the emotionally mature thing and never support anyone ever

07.01.2026 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm still more fond of them destroying fleet vehicles rather than a strangers if only because individuals are less able to replace them

09.06.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fit check

09.06.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the other app complaining this is bad optics bc they're blind

09.06.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

reactionary man to progressive woman who hates him:

hii ahaha ๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฑ bleh
i has a crush on u ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

27.04.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is the end of sensei

14.04.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7655    ๐Ÿ” 645    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 190    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52
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Google
Bad Year Subaru Forester:
Every forth year, except on those which would be exempt from leap year rules, and any odd year save for those multiples of three, the car may 'ignite' when braking.

Bad Year Honda CRV:
There are no bad years and a CRV can *Never die*. Honda loves youโ™ฅ๏ธ

04.12.2024 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why did they do this to the existing states

04.12.2024 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who didn't have a historic presidency tho like idk man Harrison? Coolidge?

04.12.2024 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Insightful, Jess

04.12.2024 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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