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@chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social

I just got rid of my Nokia flip phone during the pandemic so please excuse my bad manners.

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Latest posts by chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social on Bluesky

Bennot piss on me shid just tell me to drop and roll😩

01.12.2025 15:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been this way for the past 10yrs

01.12.2025 14:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dats not yearn it’s mine😩

01.12.2025 03:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is very good news for the US however, things are lookin kinda sketchy for Venezuela at the moment.

01.12.2025 02:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As long as the property belongs to “we the people“ why don’t we all just fuckin stop complaining, kill the noise and him have at it! Let him just have this one thing. As long as he agrees to install a casket in the corner and let him pick any color he wants.

30.11.2025 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thee worst chocolate on this spinning ball is Horsheets

30.11.2025 19:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cut the cord and am either skipping or watching these commercial because fuck these people who prove they only want to squeeze every last dime from us.

30.11.2025 14:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’d 1000% sell his Trump I and Only I Myself Discovered the Cure Vaccine to the same people he host at Maralago and let every one else die

30.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Prolly can’t find the tire iron either

30.11.2025 14:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Where is Neo? Tell him to hurry tf up😩

30.11.2025 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anybody got a copy of E-17/(Homeboy Put It Down) the one where the horse fell on the poor woman and broke her pelvis?

30.11.2025 01:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One time I also got drunk and went to preci piss right out the window

29.11.2025 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks more like a contractual concubine instead of a marriage to me

29.11.2025 20:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Karoline come Monday:

“I’ve heard some complaints about my TG IG post but the truth is my SIL made everything and I just snapped the photo.”

29.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thats why congressional approval is necessary

29.11.2025 20:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coulda done much better if she spent more time cookin instead of lyin

29.11.2025 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Her old ass old man has all that loot but the cookware looks like they’re shopping at the thrift store.

29.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You sold me out for chicken change
(Yes you did)
You told me that they, they had it all arranged
You had me down, and that's a fact
And now you punk, you gotta get ready

29.11.2025 16:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That ice scraper return is cold

29.11.2025 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So easy to tell when Stephen keeps his hands in his own ass

29.11.2025 15:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#addtoblacksky Dwight Frenchmen would’ve shoved a butt plug in it on Day 1

29.11.2025 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Racism in modern times.

29.11.2025 12:26 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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No, You Probably Don't Need to Warm Up Your Car Before Driving It The long-held notion that you should let your car idle in the cold is only true for carbureted engines.

Ladies, time and automotive science) has changed

www.popularmechanics.com/cars/car-tec...

29.11.2025 12:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lying in bed with a man who has footage admitting he’d fuck his own daughter IF she wasn’t his own daughter is diabolical

29.11.2025 12:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lil ketchup ain’t neva hurt nuthin😂

29.11.2025 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Less stress.

28.11.2025 23:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Betcha Jimmy Kimmel can say this better👍🏿

28.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

They’ll show us his taxes before they let a copy of his MRI go😆

28.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And boffum look like they’re from the don’t be a player hater era

28.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah but have you noticed how the other 340 something days most folks go back to not giving af about nobody but themselves?

28.11.2025 15:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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