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Will Satterthwaite

@satterwill.bsky.social

Research ecologist. All posts are mine only and do not speak for my employer. California salmon, stock assessment, and ecosystem based management are my big things professionally. Dogs are my big thing personally.

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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17446    πŸ” 4402    πŸ’¬ 244    πŸ“Œ 108

Federal Judges have a very real and well-established reason to fear doxing and violence and yet I doubt anyone thinks it would be acceptable for them to preside from the bench in a hood.

04.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10195    πŸ” 2003    πŸ’¬ 180    πŸ“Œ 73

The proper channels we are always reminded we should be using are a treadmill designed to tire us out and give up. It’s deeply impressive to meet people who can just power through it for … 13 years.

03.02.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people are choosing to miss the point here which is not β€œEvery problem is super easy to solve and democrats refuse to do it” but that when there *is* a simple solution they will insist it’s much more complicated and the simple solution is impossible.

03.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1433    πŸ” 234    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 8

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

02.02.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14121    πŸ” 4652    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 77

tldr: i want stephen miller fired but "in exchange for funding ICE" is a pretty fucked up trade-off! i'd rather Stephen Miller keep whispering poison but send the thugs shooting people back to their hometowns where they can stick to disappointing their parents and getting kicked out of bars.

28.01.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 316    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah they're all Big Politics Geniuses, I'm just some idiot, but how about starting with "Zero out the budget and they all get prosecuted" and work your way down to stuff like this list and "OK we'll only cut their budget in half."

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

27.01.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

You can conclude that these people simply do not understand how negotiating works - that you start by shooting for the moon and force them to talk you down to something like this, extracting pain for every concession - or that they just don't want more than this.

27.01.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 792    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 9

"Tyrants", Jefferson explained, "seldom have anything but the best interests of the people in mind, yet they are so often misunderstand. Hence it is crucial that they be granted second and third chances and that the people never take up armsβ€”or worse yet mock them in the public square."

27.01.2026 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:

When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.

27.01.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8720    πŸ” 2200    πŸ’¬ 161    πŸ“Œ 162

Didn't expect to have to revisit this within 8 hours, but.

I don't think Bovino getting demoted or Noem (possibly) fired fits the criteria here. That's not "accountability" for the killers, that's punishing someone well above them in the chain of command for the sin of making a bad news cycle.

26.01.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Tide might be turning. Keep pushing. Keep calling, donating, protesting, all of it. Don’t stop, especially if Trump starts throwing them overboard. Don’t stop until they’re all gone

26.01.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1265    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 9

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call β€œsymbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

26.01.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 20748    πŸ” 8636    πŸ’¬ 269    πŸ“Œ 716

It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore β€” and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.

25.01.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 12966    πŸ” 3873    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 97

me and everyone in my local union will be wearing black on Monday

25.01.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

a class of people whose only job is to wait for their constituents to do all the work to make something hit 70+ approval (while also fighting their constituents on it the entire time) and then sign a bill over it

25.01.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Federal Agents Kill Again; Gunmen Still At Large | Defector On Saturday in Minneapolis, federal agents surrounded 37-year-old Veterans Affairs intensive care nurse Alex Jeffrey Pretti, who’d been filming them in the street with his phone camera as they conduct...

Federal agents kill again; gunmen still at large: defector.com/federal-agen...

25.01.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 551    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 14

A reminder to the news media: β€œconflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

25.01.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 47565    πŸ” 14352    πŸ’¬ 524    πŸ“Œ 603
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any good editor would delete "appear"

24.01.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

β€œWe are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the β€˜hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti β€œWe are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the β€˜hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."

25.01.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 24970    πŸ” 12933    πŸ’¬ 202    πŸ“Œ 451

Related: Anyone else notice how the Proud Boys, Three Percenters, Oath Keepers, Patriot Front, etc. were always out there marching to support and protect law enforcement...until recently?

They're never out there supporting ICE.

It's so odd, like Superman and Clark Kent.

24.01.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 414    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

A lot of people seem convinced that elected officials should never have to do anything that is hard or scary or risky.

They chose to run for these positions, I’m sorry they might have to do something that’s hard. Elected office is not just about padding your rΓ©sumΓ© and lining up a consulting gig.

24.01.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.

24.01.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8430    πŸ” 2299    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 42

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

24.01.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 20946    πŸ” 8020    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 138
NRA accidentally forgets to rise up against tyrannical government

NRA accidentally forgets to rise up against tyrannical government

24.01.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1331    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8

Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is

23.01.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 25842    πŸ” 5367    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 123

To be clear, I support bringing a spiked baseball bat to spiked baseball bat fight. It's just unfortunate that hyper-partisans on the court were allowed to do the predictable damage that brought this about. And I don't know how the country recovers from their stupid shit.

21.01.2026 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ“£Job alert!πŸ“£ Working as a federal scientist is complicated right now, but we are actually hiring. One *permanent* stock assessment position on my team at NOAA NWFSC will open for 7 days in early-mid Feb. Will be a shared ad across several science centers. Get those usajobs resumes polished...

21.01.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how stats works. Trust me, I’m a doctor.

17.01.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine if you will, a government by people who don't know how to do anything but post, but also can't post for shit

17.01.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 309    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

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