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HES GOT GETTING AWAY FROM THE COPS SPEED!

I just learned that one of my friends from college whom I haven't talked to in like four years ended up in the same neighborhood as me states away :3 what a small world

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John Kruk Visits The Franklin Institute

applescript textbook example showing a generated ransom note that says "give me $10 million or I will sauté your child"

The Portland Pickles selected a random fan to take an at bat on fan appreciation night.

He hit a 2 run homer.

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

I forgot to post more photography
#photo #photography #art

An ESPN article headline: "Norris: F1 title won't matter when we're dead."

Lando's cooked. He's in "Texas A&M fan in October" form.

Did some more photography
#art #photo #photography

callie im gonna need you to show these kittens

Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself!

Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.

SOLID SNAKE: …graphic design??

The Wonder Years really are the Dan Carlin of pop punk with all of these fucking boxing metaphors

Dslr >:(

Took some pictures

#art #photo #photography

I walked 23 miles the last four days an have maybe about ten more ahead of me before the end of Friday and I'm going to wear down my legs to the hips at this rate

haunted mansion, long branch, new jersey, 1978

haunted mansion, long branch, new jersey, 1978

I love the very specific kind of horror in a developer's face when you tell them your industry makes you use a 6 year old depreciated version of their software

Pain Perdu: The Ails of a Broken Heart by Qwarq What happens when a girl failure meets the personification of her most carnal desire?

Myself, @doricdream.bsky.social, @mochizukivt.bsky.social and @ghostlyinaudible.vtubers.social made a game for the Toxic Yuri VN jam!

If you like gay shit and/or garlic bread, you should check it out! qwarq.itch.io/pain-perdu

The hard rock hotel across the street from me has big bang theory playing on a huge monitor on the rooftop so that's what I'm watching for the night.

How you can do some good for Texas flood victims As the floodwaters recede in Kerrville, donations are needed more than ever.

My editor @abigailrosenthal.bsky.social and I have put together a little list of Texas-based orgs for @chron.com that you can donate to, as well as local donation drives you can drop stuff off at to help out with flood relief in Central Texas: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

decided to try taking car photography seriously for the first time in a while

#car #photography #art

brought my camera to paint and sip the other night

A drone display for super man 2. Part of the word superman has been obscured by a building and now simply reads "sperm"

My plan to celebrate anything but America involves a frankly unhealthy and downright unreasonable amount of concentrated weed and painting with friends hell yes

this includes sunday dinner, a business lunch, anything