@dp487.bsky.social
"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude "An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
Growing up in a rural area, these ideas were more or less one in the same
10.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Baseball is back, gang
10.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The cool thing about seasonal colds is absolutely nothing, this shit Sucks My Ass 3000
10.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That’s what’s up.
10.02.2026 05:11 — 👍 16667 🔁 2350 💬 281 📌 109@govpritzker.illinois.gov So we're gonna stop paying federal taxes when?
10.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
Mt. Rainier!
09.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Public art!
09.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm continuing the Seattle lovefest today because I want to, it's a certified #good city
09.02.2026 20:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0A whole lotta these guys who are beet-red that they "can't understand the music" are also the same born-again-Catholic, RETVRN chuds with marble bust avatars who want to bring back Latin in church because it's "more traditional". They want Latin in America but not Latin Americans.
09.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Post a banger that isn't in English
09.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Of all Michael Cera's performances, Arrested Development was probably the Michael Ceraest
09.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The Canton Bulldogs and the Duluth Eskimos
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
09.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 32441 🔁 9717 💬 535 📌 351For some reason my dumb ape brain put "out" at the end of that caption and I thought, "Boy howdy I don't remember him talking about THAT"
09.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Chaos
09.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They evolve so fast 🥲
09.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Old friend alert
09.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We know who’s behind this smear
09.02.2026 14:08 — 👍 798 🔁 39 💬 22 📌 0Yeah they're all punchable to some extent, but Hassett's is especially punchable
09.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I really can't stand that smirking jagoff
09.02.2026 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Some Seahawks-related photos I took in Seattle back in August
You know, to celebrate
Anyway go Seabirbs
09.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey give the crown a nice set of bazongas too
09.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SIX sacks?!
09.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Wait a touchdown? They can do that? Is that allowed?
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