Killy Jean, Scream Queen

The exact second Marathon comes out the entire Bungie HQ will disintegrate leaving all the employees and a bunch of sand

Death Stranding 3 is going underwater hell yeah 👍

The best example of this is just the existence of the TV show, “My First Errand.” Literally could not be done in the US without regular contestant fatalities.

Tiny girl riding a roadrunner like it’s a chocobo.

Tiny girls rise up

“1 in 3 chance you’ll have a good time” could be their tagline

I know it's silly to expect much from media execs, but you'd think they'd at least take one look at public opinion before going all-in on Trump

Every time I hear about DenFur it’s always something terrible. What a cursed con

Last few years I’ve really enjoyed Thomas Ligotti’s short horror stories. Read through most of “Songs of a Dream Dreamer” and “Grimscribe” and can’t recommend them enough.

Still need to open up my copy of “Teatro Grottesco.”

Look at this little asshole

Hello, we're the Committee For Respecting And Valuing Women (Formerly: Church Marms Against Black People) and you should listen to what we have to say

And yes obviously I ride around my home on the Tech Deck like it’s a real skateboard because it’s itty bitty and so am I yes yes of course etc

Been on a dumb nostalgia kick lately with toys I remember. A couple of weeks ago I got a little pack of Tech Decks and have been trying to learn that again.

Today, I have a new urge.

what did people use runes for before you'd equip them for +0.7% fire damage vs. flying enemies?

I’m the Mr. Bean of sizeplay

Well I mean you said the magic word soooo

What? You hungry?

Losing my survival instinct when the macro pred calls me a slut 🥴

Half tempted to leave right now and put in for 8 hours. None of my contacts are in and my badge does not work. We can try again tomorrow, right?

YouTube video by m Hoover, the talking Seal July 4 7 1984 - excerpt

Maybe he washed up there like Hoover

youtu.be/dUpdEybUvWI?...

Choke me like I'm Jingle the Jester.

Decided to touch this sketch up a little bit~

This thought has, unexpectedly, resulted in assigning random ethical point values to actions.

The tiny, hard-to-read 'noooooo!' speech bubble from a nano who's about to meet a terrible fate.

if they ever make a breakfast menu they can sell us the luftwaffle

wife here. it ended up with me making nazi cheeseburger-themed puns. like calling the large fries "freikorps" or the cheese sauce "einsatzgloopen"

Searching for the purest, most morally-neutral vore. A real ±0 on the karmic scale

Honey did you know there are several species of Kreen?? It’s not just thri-kreen!