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I’m hungry all the time and experiencing every feeling at once but it’s all worth it because She tolerates me….

the way my horribly misogynistic cat that will attack any woman she sees but is a whore for men has been a lot more affectionate and even lets me pet her for extended periods of time since I started t 😭 yes girl I smell like Some Guy now please let me love you

the truth is nobody writes body horror like a tranny

random hater moment but people saying BURR-lin drives me insane bestie it’s ber-LIN

vent art (2024)

keeping you in my thoughts and prayers bro you will get through this 🙏

a digital illustration of the creature carrying elizabeth down the stairs based on guillermo del toro's 2025 frankenstein adaptation

anyways i need this film beamed directly into my brain at all hours. thanks

My steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery :/

doctors should warn you about the fresh testogel bottle precum

holy shit I love lesbians so much

a painting of vaporeon (the pokemon) underwater in a giant clam looking cute :)

everyone's favorite sea creature!

Crazy to realise that 40 is now Friend Age instead of My Parent Age

some of the sketches i did while i rewatched vampire hunter d: bloodlust :)🩸

This upcoming week is my last week pre-t, my birthday and mine and my husband’s 10 year anniversary and how does my body celebrate that? Surprise unscheduled period

who up losing their shit to iris by the goo goo dolls on this rainy tuesday night

I’m so glad we live in a world where strap can get tgirls pregnant

[ID: a digital painting depicting an oil rig worker suspended by a harness and rope from a support beam, wearing a hard hat and reflective work gear. The worker looks off into the background, where a siren perches on a metal frame. The siren is depicted here as a creature with the upper torso of a woman, her arms taloned and scaled like a bird's claws. Another worker dangles limp in her hand, and blood is smeared across her mouth. The siren's long dark hair hangs down into the mist alongside the dead worker's severed rope. The worker in the foreground is in focus and drawn in muted oranges, and the rest of the artwork is done in shades of teal. End description. ]

siren

Head shot of a smiling female elf. She has dark purple skin, bright red eyes, a small upturned nose and pointy vampire fangs. Her hair is black and straight, cut into a bob with straight bangs. She is wearing a red teardrop shaped earring and multiple ear piercings, a septum ring, a spiked nostril piercing and a black collar with metal spikes and a pendant that says “if lost call V.”

New character token for my girl Nightshade 🦇🩸

#oc #ocart #dnd #vampire

An edited tweet from Coffee Spoonie that reads: I want to be extremely close about: I never *don't* want to be asked about my OC it is never a bad or inappropriate time for OC questions I will never be displeased by questions about my OC at no point in my life will I ever be like "no thank u, i don't want to talk about my character right now"

real and true

I’m so happy for the Dan and Phil girlies. You deserve this mwah

D/Alucard fanart only thing keeping me alive today

oh wow it feels like I’ve been trampled on by a thousand horses

Got deliciously DPd (double protected) at the doctor’s with both my flu and covid shots!! Without paying a dime!! I love universal healthcare!!!

Can someone who’s been to both the US and Europe tell me what the fuck IS Swiss cheese? Cause we can get a bunch of cheeses from Switzerland everywhere here but there’s no One Generic Cheese named Swiss and idk what to use for American recipes that call for it

“am I feel uncomfortable when we are not about me” ass behavior

“When you say protect the dolls can you include Ken dolls too 🥺” oh my god shut uuuuup shut up. just shut the fuck up

a paladin is very much like crack to the parentified oldest sibling

got an official date for my first t shot and it is very soon :)

yearly over the garden wall rewatch with my girl tomorrow yippeeeeeeee

sometimes I just randomly miss George Michael as if he was a friend or something lol