I was about to raid someone tonight, and before i could hit send, some alert popped up with elon musk and I just fucking noped out.

I can’t believe how horrible the Epstein files are. It’s just so horrible and there’s more. This is just unconscionable and we can’t talk about it cause it’s “politics”. If we can’t talk about something this horrible, are we doomed as a society? Can anything be called politics and be brushed away?

There are some things that no one mentions and we just leave unsaid, for example, animal crackers are cookies.

i guess this is a day in the life of a normal streamer?

If you and your friend were to box a few feet outside of a boxing ring, you could be arrested for disturbing the peace. If you guys box inside the boxing ring it’s a sport. The boxing ring is possibly the most important piece in what makes up boxing. No ring? You are disturbing the peace.

Man after this winter snowstorm I really have to say fuck ice. Ice shouldn’t exist and it certainly shouldn’t be killing people. Ice can’t get away with this. Fuck ice

I became a natural skeptic the first time I saw footballers dump a cooler that said Gatorade on the side, and saw water come out. That was the beginning of it all.

When someone asks “what is the secret ingredient in this dish”? The answer is never bone meal

I’m gonna Vivaldi you till you see four seasons

I hope to be in a position in my life where I can enter a room and shock people, then state “the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”

Twitch Twitch is the world

Playing Earthbound www.twitch.tv/splitblkribbon #earthbound #retro #motherseries

Twitch Twitch is the world

Nesvember hype (nes games played/beaten on stream) www.twitch.tv/splitblkribbon #retro #nes

Wacky races on nes and other games for nesvember www.twitch.tv/splitblkribbon

Super Dram World 3 will be released on Wednesday, November 12 at 4PM EST.

Twitch Twitch is the world

Nesvember Stuff, Playing Nes Games! www.twitch.tv/splitblkribbon

Despite my better judgement, im playing the original metroid game www.twitch.tv/splitblkribbon

Really proud of all the other people who went out and voted today

Some days suck…. That is all…. That’s the post

God I love poetry sometimes.

(From "The Grief of Achilles" by C. Dale Young)

The legend of heroes series has implemented this feature for awhile, and it really helps speed up battles and makes it a lot more playable. I'm a big fan of this.

The media has been 100% complicit in the creation of this problem by cleaning up what he says to make it sound like it makes sense, instead of being like “this is a complete wacko who has no idea what he’s saying.”

It’s so cringe watching a group of press reporters asking trump questions and everyone is just pretending that he’s not some demented old man. They ask him about suspending habeas corpus and he’s like “who? I’m gonna pass this to Kristi”.

Silent Hill First Playthrough Ever Live @ www.twitch.tv/splitblkribbon

Trumpnomics: Get tariff money from US consumers on Chinese goods. Our farmers can’t sell their products because the Chinese refuse to pay our tariffs. China buys from farmers in Argentina instead. We send Argentina $20 billion. Then we pay our farmers to throw their crops away.

Tow truck drivers should be called professional car kidnappers

It's going to be a shock to a lot of apolitical people and moderates when they realize that they are the "left" also.

Kaizo Mario all day again www.twitch.tv/splitblkribbon

Sometimes I just want an apple in a lemon world

If you needed anymore proof nintendo hates its fans, they are bringing back the virtual boy.

I need to go to the butt store to pick up a new butt, mine has a large crack in it.