🇼🇸🇦🇸 Geoff Bisente🇵🇭

I can either teach or cater!!

Got my flu shot and updated C0vid booster yesterday... Finally starting to feel it now; but luckily I've got my autism pills to help the body pains. 🤣🤣🤣

YouTube video by Geoff Bisente [OM REAX] - Anime Theme (Lyric Video)

Even though she can't do those things... She sure can sing!!!

youtu.be/YFarvWsv-vg

Harvest Moon!

I believe people that abandon their pets in the middle of nowhere to make sure they can't find their way back home should have their hands chopped off.

Tempted to do a @shoptemu.bsky.social tech shoot out for voice over gear against name brand stuff after watching way too many @austinnotduncan.bsky.social videos.

I just heard a great nickname...

"The Influencer."

Because they look great, but are completely fucking useless. 🤣🤣🤣

I'm definitely stealing & using it!

My playlist roulette today went from Cannibal Corpse's FRANTIC DISEMBOWLMENT to Princess and the Frog's 'Dig A Little Deeper.'

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I had sent you a couple replies when you mentioned it and tried among DMing you. But unfortunately it looks like your DMs are off.

Mine are open, so send me one whenever you are able.

I can't DM you! It's not open.

But my dms are open! Send me a message. 🤙🏾

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I've been crushing on you since I met you at Story Tavern in Burbank! So 💯💯💯💯💯💯!

If it means anything else, when I "upgraded" my system, I just bought another Apollo Twin, but with a Quad core processor instead of a Duo core.

Was looking for around $450 USD. Depending on budget, I can haggle, or even if under contract, do multiple payments!

ATTN VOICE ACTORS!

I am selling my Apollo Twin Duo Core USB (Windows Edition)

Looking to sell this at a very affordable price to an up and coming actor looking to upgrade their home setup OR a mutual friend in need!

Everything was kept at my studio and includes original box.

I will say that the 4th gen finally had head room that wasn't an immediate disappointment.

But with my remote projects, basically any submission that stated having a Scarlett that wasn't Gen 4, I automatically discarded because it was THAT difficult to deal with quality wise.

When I had the "Standardize Your VO" packet up, I pretty much said that the unit is "fine" for indie projects or just starting out.

But in no way would I ever allow it in any professional projects I may be heading up.

I don't hate them, but it's definitely the first thing I'd upgrade away from.

The Focusrite Scarlett line is what I call "Baby's First VO Setup."

Affordable, does a job, but the quality and fidelity are bottom tier.

Even the lower end Universal Audio interfaces like the VOLTS or 76 versions, have better dynamic range, gain, headroom, and overall fidelity quality.

For anyone interested, I'll also be looking into our post past to see if you were ever actively a dick to working actors during the strike, etc....

ATTN VOICE ACTORS!

I am selling my Apollo Twin Duo Core USB (Windows Edition)

Looking to sell this at a very affordable price to an up and coming actor looking to upgrade their home setup OR a mutual friend in need!

Everything was kept at my studio and includes original box.

It sucks that every time I venture back to Twitter I see "Fans" posting about things they know nothing about & would benefit greatly by taking their own advice.

Like shutting the fuck up... So many of y'all don't know anything about the business end of our jobs & need to STFU.

a plane is flying over the ocean with a blue sky in the background ALT: a plane is flying over the ocean with a blue sky in the background

QUESTION -

What is everyone's opinion on cruises?

I'm curious about booking one for myself.

Remember...

Blood DOES NOT EQUAL love.

Sometimes the family you're given in life is garbage. You're more than allowed to discard them at your leisure and embrace your chosen family.

[ROLL ANNOUNCEMENT]

(Hehe, get it... ROLL.... Instead of ROLE....)

Get a hobby...

It's getting harder and harder every day to stay in this industry and be happy about it.

I just want to record and direct my friends and other talented people I know making stupid voices for things...

But there are so many things that just tear out the joy in all of this.

Twitch Twitch is the world

Testing OBS on my Mac & playing BroForce!

www.twitch.tv/geoffbisente

I'm deleting this app from my phone.

If you need me, you can find me on IG & Discord.

Friends and mutuals, you'll have my FB messenger, phone number, and Discord.

I don't need a Twitter replacement in my life. And I'm not an active actor, so I honestly don't care about the strike anymore.

Bye.

People are still trying to access the 'Standardize Your VO' info packet via old links.

This time someone specifically said that they BOUGHT the 2023 update.

We have NEVER charged for the packet. It was ALWAYS a free resource.

If you ever paid for it, you were scammed.

Gustavo Santaolalla - Longing - The Last of Us Pt. II

#TheLastOfUs

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It's time to watch #TheLastOfUs season 2 all by myself in a pitch black room minus a single red lightbulb.

I'm ready to be hurt again...

Someone tried accessing the "Standardize Your VO" document and add themself as an 'Editor.'

Good try, buddy. But no.