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Mike L Tilford πŸ“š 😺

@thatwriterguy.bsky.social

NYT Worstselling Author SFFπŸ“š, Satire, Comedy, Absurdist Dummest Person in the Room https://www.thatwriterguy.com https://www.amazon.com/author/m.l.tilford

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a man wearing a yellow shirt that says " eat fire " makes a face ALT: a man wearing a yellow shirt that says " eat fire " makes a face

If anyone uses *shudder* Adobe Creative Cloud, you can cancel your membership before the 28th and they will offer 1 year at $29.99/month if you agree to stay. That's cheaper than the $34.99/month Black Friday Sale.

24.11.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The original Holiday Special should be at 11. Rise of Skywalker at 12.

24.11.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That would be horrible. It would mean that aliens suck. Although, it would also mean that he can't legally be president.

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NewsWire tweet. "Trump may confirm the existence of extraterrestrial life - TMZ"

NewsWire tweet. "Trump may confirm the existence of extraterrestrial life - TMZ"

Wait... what?

24.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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I love the sexy human android housekeeper in scifi. Is the moral of the story "don't make your android housekeepers too hot or your husband will want to bang them."?

24.11.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Get off here and get to writing. Bluesky is for procrastinating.

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Black Friday is coming up. Be sure to cancel all your annual memberships and re up them with a discount. Save that money.

24.11.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

She did. I forgot how gory it is.

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I see Charlie Brown is trending. I hope nobody got sewed up in the Thanksgiving day balloon.

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a police officer is driving a car with a stack of luggage on top of it . ALT: a police officer is driving a car with a stack of luggage on top of it .

Just showed my kid Kung Fury for the first time.

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okay okay I’ll admit I haven’t 100% read two of the books but I’m getting there I promise! But….I will say for 2025 these are by far my most favorite! 5/5 on these three authors!

@thatwriterguy.bsky.social @kevin-gallant.bsky.social @jpspalding.com

#booksky #authors #writingcommunity

23.11.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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A table full of Christmas decorations.

A table full of Christmas decorations.

I know that nobody wants to hear this, but my child is amazing. 10 years old and the most creative person I know. She wanted to decorate her own room for Christmas. Elf on the Shelf for reference.

23.11.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably

23.11.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had "The Critique of Pure Reason" sitting next to my bed for those nights I couldn't fall asleep.

22.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could never get through reading any Kant. Even compared to fellow philosophers, his writing is super dry.

22.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Immanuel Kant. He never left his home town, never married.Never changed his daily schedule or his diet and died.Presumably , happy and mildly board at the age of eighty. His last words were it's fine.

Immanuel Kant. He never left his home town, never married.Never changed his daily schedule or his diet and died.Presumably , happy and mildly board at the age of eighty. His last words were it's fine.

Truly an inspiration.

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Smart Cats 🐈
#Caturday πŸ˜‚

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A black cat sleeping in a blue build a bear bed.

A black cat sleeping in a blue build a bear bed.

Ashe started sleeping in my daughter's Build a Bear bed.
#caturday #ashe&coco #cats

22.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What... you... mean... I... am... person...

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"He thought to himself." No shit. Who else is he going to thought to? (I am guilty of using this stupid sentence.)

#writing #writingcommunity #amwriting #oramiquestionmark

22.11.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks great

22.11.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why does socialism so often fail? Oh right...

22.11.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you

21.11.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks

21.11.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. I really like how this one turned out. Another point for self-publishing (full creative control).

21.11.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hardcover edition of "Into the GigaVerse"

Hardcover edition of "Into the GigaVerse"

My book arrived in hardcover. So pretty.
#bookskyπŸ’™πŸ“š #scifi

21.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

That's a good point. What I meant was Chapter 1 is character A, Chapter 2 is character B, Ch3 is A, Ch4 is B. However, A and B don't cross paths until Ch 20 (for example). Do you write the entirety of A than the entirety of B? or do you write it by chapters?

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