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Mike L Tilford ๐Ÿ“š ๐Ÿ˜บ

@thatwriterguy.bsky.social

NYT Worstselling Author SFF๐Ÿ“š, Satire, Comedy, Absurdist Dummest Person in the Room https://www.thatwriterguy.com https://www.amazon.com/author/m.l.tilford

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27.11.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stay safe out there.

27.11.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thankfully not

27.11.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard to say because it's a weird kind of show. If you like I Think You Should Leave and Tim Robinson's sense of humor, I would say yes. Otherwise, I can't really say.

27.11.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watching "The Chair Company". Was not expecting to see one of those at the end of episode 5.

27.11.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've always like the quick throwaway lines. "She had a bottom that would make any toilet beg for the brown."

27.11.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A little late maybe, but just watched the new The Naked Gun movie. Not all the jokes hit for me, but it was still pretty funny overall.

27.11.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Impeach, convict, remove.

And if our current leaders wonโ€™t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.

25.11.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20345    ๐Ÿ” 5086    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 420    ๐Ÿ“Œ 260

Hell no. Especially because I know what happens at the end.

26.11.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting. Nice new PFP btw.

26.11.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the only chance there isn't life beyond Earth would be if the Simulation Theory was correct.

26.11.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you believe the UFO to have been?

26.11.2025 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you mean by "it's a reverse argument"?

26.11.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Who here believes in aliens? I 100% believe aliens exist elsewhere in the galaxy. I also believe with high probability that NHI have visited Earth. Whether those NHI are aliens, extra dimensional beings, intelligence that previously evolved here, or future humans, I don't know.

26.11.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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You rock. Thanks for taking the time to read and review. I really appreciate it.

25.11.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jason Kinkade's review of Into the GigaVerse 5/5: I read "Into the GigaVerse" by M. L. Tilford after meeting the author on social media. I guess we bonded over our mutual dissatisfaction with the status quo. Heโ€™s also really funny. In real life,...

@thatwriterguy.bsky.social Five stars, Mike!

www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

25.11.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If anyone uses *shudder* Adobe Creative Cloud, you can cancel your membership before the 28th and they will offer 1 year at $29.99/month if you agree to stay. That's cheaper than the $34.99/month Black Friday Sale.

24.11.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The original Holiday Special should be at 11. Rise of Skywalker at 12.

24.11.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would be horrible. It would mean that aliens suck. Although, it would also mean that he can't legally be president.

24.11.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NewsWire tweet. "Trump may confirm the existence of extraterrestrial life - TMZ"

NewsWire tweet. "Trump may confirm the existence of extraterrestrial life - TMZ"

Wait... what?

24.11.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I love the sexy human android housekeeper in scifi. Is the moral of the story "don't make your android housekeepers too hot or your husband will want to bang them."?

24.11.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get off here and get to writing. Bluesky is for procrastinating.

24.11.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Black Friday is coming up. Be sure to cancel all your annual memberships and re up them with a discount. Save that money.

24.11.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

She did. I forgot how gory it is.

24.11.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I see Charlie Brown is trending. I hope nobody got sewed up in the Thanksgiving day balloon.

24.11.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just showed my kid Kung Fury for the first time.

24.11.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.11.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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okay okay Iโ€™ll admit I havenโ€™t 100% read two of the books but Iโ€™m getting there I promise! Butโ€ฆ.I will say for 2025 these are by far my most favorite! 5/5 on these three authors!

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23.11.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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23.11.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A table full of Christmas decorations.

A table full of Christmas decorations.

I know that nobody wants to hear this, but my child is amazing. 10 years old and the most creative person I know. She wanted to decorate her own room for Christmas. Elf on the Shelf for reference.

23.11.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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