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Lex Montoya

@turntopagex.bsky.social

Just another sad idiot wasting your time-line. Tributes to my pets/sons (Inigo, Paris), bad jokes, political takes, insomnia, disability, random thoughts, choose your own adventure enthusiasm. Obsessed with Severance.

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Six more states ban junk food from SNAP benefits The announcements bring the total number of states banning purchases of junk food to 12.

Premade desserts? God forbid youโ€™re poor and need to buy your kid a birthday cake.
Just because people are lower income doesnโ€™t mean they donโ€™t deserve to ever have comfort items as well.
This is disgraceful.

09.08.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is an awesome idea! ๐Ÿ’ก So much voter suppression, especially in black and brown communities.
Also, if anyone in the comments is getting replied to by a Jasmine Crockett without a blue check verification telling them to message on signal, thatโ€™s not the real Crockett. Report the account.

09.08.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t do it. Thatโ€™s not the actual Jasmine Crockett. Iโ€™ve reported the account, but thereโ€™s that one and one other either bot or impersonator posting the same โ€œgreat comment, message me on signal for great newsโ€ unverified politician accounts. Real Crockett has a blue check, like original post.

09.08.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope no one falls for this. Please note this is someone imitating Rep. Jasmine Crockett in the comments (no blue check like original post, notice capitalization.) Donโ€™t message this person on Signal.

09.08.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t message that signal number, notice that thereโ€™s no blue check mark and that is NOT the actual Jasmine Crockett who posted the original post.

09.08.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg, this made me smile SO BIG! What a precious and wholesome video!

09.08.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank YOU!

09.08.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BEING CALLED SENSITIVE FOR REACTING TO DISRESPECT IS MANIPULATION AT
ITS FINEST.

09.08.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a very depressed person, I had to read the comments to realize this didnโ€™t mean what my brain interpreted as. Tiny cow not like work, not tiny cow hate being alive. ๐Ÿ˜…

09.08.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has a gofundme if you want to help him keep doing this, also in the comments someone linked to helping underfunded schools with class projects you can choose to donate to, if you want to do something good and are able to!
Otherwise, itโ€™s free share so someone else can. ๐Ÿ–ค

09.08.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Virginia Giuffreโ€™s brother: Calling it a hoax is a complete disgrace to everything that my sister has worked for, everything these survivors have worked for and continue to fight forโ€ฆ And that feels very uncompassionate coming from somebody thatโ€™s the leader of our country.

07.08.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22508    ๐Ÿ” 6846    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 635    ๐Ÿ“Œ 314
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Nihilist Doctor Recommends More Sleep So Your Meaningless Life Goes By Faster Local doctor, and self-described nihilist, recommended more sleep for better mood, improved brain function, and a faster return to the endless void we were ripped from at birth.

@thehardtimesnews.bsky.social is a gem.
This is funny, but not wrong.
I wish I could sleep like that. Or even like a normal person.

06.08.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Worst lube ever ๐Ÿ˜’

05.08.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why did I read this as EpsteinTheJoke ? I was so confused. ๐Ÿ˜‚

06.08.2025 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young boy in a blue shirt is sitting in the grass and saying `` the land of make believe '' . ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt is sitting in the grass and saying `` the land of make believe '' .

Too cute to be real, so obvi a lie.

06.08.2025 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate that.
No one is perfect and weโ€™ve all backed some gross people or had some bad takes. I donโ€™t think I know everything or am always right. I do think we should always be trying our best. Iโ€™m only hoping the same people who wouldnโ€™t excuse this of someone else will see a problem here.

06.08.2025 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I would have been aborted like my abortions.

06.08.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He did not give up Twitter.
He still posts.

05.08.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.

22.06.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32311    ๐Ÿ” 9121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 668    ๐Ÿ“Œ 405
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And Iโ€™m simply asking you if he has said anything to this effect that you can point me in the direction of or throw a screencap up of. If not, thatโ€™s fine.

05.08.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnโ€™t demand anything, nor did I claim it never happened, I have yet to see him saying anything like to that effect, but Iโ€™m aware people say things and I miss them sometimes, so if heโ€™s said that, Iโ€™d love to see it. You said your interpretation is he wants justice for all the victims, yes?

05.08.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So thatโ€™s a no for the SK demanding justice for the trafficking victims receipts? ๐Ÿงพ

05.08.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Same! I seem to be upsetting a lot of SK fans by posting these screenshots.
IMO, this one is worse. You shouldnโ€™t talk about this with laughing emojis.
Itโ€™s gross and unnerving.
People talking about what a good guy he is, and how he calls out Trump. Like that gives him a pass.
#believevictims

05.08.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yikesโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Thatโ€™s not what happened but fine, weโ€™ll say it is and Iโ€™m just an asshole who claims to know everything.
Is that a no for showing me where heโ€™s said that then?
Because if he has, Iโ€™d love to see it. Tag me in it, so I can potentially consume his works without conflict again!

05.08.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for this post. More people need to know this.

05.08.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ Iโ€™ve been abused by people of various genders, anyone can come across hella charming at first. Predators operate on a different wavelength, and some of them are exceptionally charismatic.
Yes! sense of ingrained youโ€™re nothing, and no one will believe you leaves us looking less credible ๐Ÿ˜”

05.08.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜‘
This guy sucks too

05.08.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He owes victims an apology. The way he handled this like a laughing matter is disgraceful. People were sex trafficked. People have died. To make this about anything but getting justice for victims is gross. And yeah, itโ€™s a little weird.

05.08.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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