Bryan Koval

It’s such a rough draw. Haha.

You don’t get credit for the market bouncing back when you broke it on purpose with poorly thought out policies. C’mon.

I feel like IFC, the Independent Film Channel, airing 5 hours of ‘Two and a Half Men’ is a perfect allegory for America right now.

Dear students: when folks ask you your availability to meet, saying ‘anytime after 6pm on Friday’ is a wild response.

I’m at the DMV, and I’m absolutely shocked at these young people coming to take their driver test in flip flops and slides.

Sounds like a #bhafc home game in Southampton this morning . . .

A friend from the VA just sent this and asked me to share. PMDB is Prevention and Management of Disruptive Behavior in the workplace. THIS is the real war against women: being forced to say there are only 2 genders but not being allowed to mention 96% of violence is perpetrated by men.

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

Yesterday it was revealed that the Trump administration is expected to purchase $400 million worth of armored Tesla vehicles.

After the story broke, the State Department's procurement document removed mention of Tesla.

"Transparency."

I’ll tell you, the public address announcer at the Trailblazer’s game is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs. #ripcity

The PGH airport is wild this morning. Someone buying Oakley's at 5:20AM, a whole team of gymnasts overwhelming an Auntie Anne's kiosk, an old married couple sitting several seats down from me sharing an audiobook without headphones and the volume up to 11 . . .

Torqued my middle finger taking off a sock this morning. How are your 40s going?

Ever allow your mind to wander and realize that you definitely couldn’t have come up with a better name for a cartoon Great Dane than Scooby Doo?

As someone who works in higher education, I have to believe in the power of what we do to change peoples' lives for the better. But on a day like today, with all of the news about government funding freezes, research stoppages, and immigration enforcement I'm feeling a bit stuck. What a time.

Is this from the open sequence of The Substance?

Got a great compliment today at Trader Joe’s when the staff member saw my cart and grocery list . . . ‘You’re way too organized to shop here with <flails arms> all of these people.’

Pickford is the walking embodiment of backpfeifengesicht. #bhafc #epl.

Yes! So funny.

Any other @officialbha.bsky.social supporters rewind the match on Peacock to see that seagull fly through the camera shot?!

There’s a first time for everything!

At the beginning of the season, if you would have told me the most interesting EPL game this week would be Forest and Bournemouth I’d have laughed and laughed . . .

The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.

What do I do with this energy to dive into every online discussion when the only thing I want to post is ‘ugh, eat a dick’?

I should totally work out this morning, but I’m going to say walking two sled dogs when the temperature feels like 5-degrees out counts. At least a little bit.

You’ve officially seen this cat more than I have.

I’d totally watch a buddy cop series with Anthony Ramos and Kathy Bates. #goldenglobes

Thanks for coordinating! Cannot wait to receive mine. UTA!

Winnie the Pooh drinking coffee

Me during literally every single second of A Muppet Christmas Carol

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like