Laur Johnson

He’s so good at Peace though.

We’re thinking of naming our next two dogs Ebglyss and Skyrizi.

Yes, he’s all good now, thankfully. Three separate accidents over a few days. Only one involved another person/car. They happened the week after he stopped testing positive.

My father-in-law, who had never had an accident, wrecked all three of his cars the week after he tested positive the first time. Anecdotal, but interesting.

😉

I have complete faith in my health secretary, Robert Fungus Kennedy

I kinda thought that it’d be hard to sew more stars on the flag, so they gave up on it.

Should I take some UCB improv classes and feel bad about myself? Perhaps I will.

Eat real food. And take this bullshit supplement I’m selling that will make me rich and make you need a liver transplant. For health.

Probably overheard my mum.

My yard is popping! Seems like more than last year.

I was excited to see Jack White hiding out near my gate at the Nashville airport. We locked eyes and gave each other a small nod of recognition then quickly moved on with our days.

Omg. Gary!!

Nude muscular because muscular is a more permanent descriptor of man and the nudity is fleeting.

Muted grays for solemn gays 🙁

Hey, prostrate usually means lying face down. Prostate is a gland in the body between the bladder and rectum. Kinda concerned, but not surprised, by the number of older men in leadership positions who don’t know which one is part of their anatomy.

I hope so!

I love Toronto, but I was under the impression that Top Chef Canada was going to film all over Canada. Maritime, Canadian Rockies, Montreal, northern territories. I want to see more!

Happens to everyone. We’re just the generation with mass exposure to it on the internet.

If by mistake you mean spending $487 instead of buying the 4 things you needed for $62, you are correct!

NYT headline: “Kennedy Advises New Parents to ‘Do Your Own Research’ on Vaccines” Subheader: “In an interview with Dr. Phil, the health secretary offered false information about vaccine oversight and revealed a lack of basic understanding of new drug approvals.”

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

Buying a foreign car and making brownies for my in-laws.

When are we getting Vanilla is a Flavor merch?

The United States of America is the only major country on earth that does not guarantee health care as a human right.

The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy.

We must end that international embarrassment.

Yes. We need Medicare for All.

Is that the Sklar brothers hosting a Property Bros type home renovation show in What We Do in the Shadows?

They’re perfect.

This is why Pet Sounds is so widely acclaimed.

Really had a strong connection to the sarcastic jerkoff motion since the beginning of the year. Glad it’s not just me.

The audiobook is quite good if that’s up your alley.

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president