johnny

they should just let george santos do whatever gremlin crime shit he wants. we need this

I'm sorry for what I said every time I've opened my mouth.

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.

Sacco and Vanzetti

Maybe I'm overly optimistic but I do think this era is going to be so enraging that change will be undeniable, because if it doesn't happen the Democrats stalling it will be dragged out of the building.

I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

Good morning. We need to destroy all computers

im done telling ppl to touch grass. some of yall need to take strange pills and lose yourself to the pulse of the crowd and the beat of the drum in your chest

might i suggest smoke weed and look at moon on this fine night?

yeah i’m a tradwife: unable to keep up with basic daily tasks due to suspected psychiatric issues, so i will eventually be lobotomized

why the fuck is this not served in a helmet seriously what the fuck we used to be a proper country

2 Teen Girls Died In a Hit-And-Run. Another Teen Faces Murder Charges.

The New York Times doesn't tell you why the alleged murderer said he sent pizzas to the victim's house just before he ran down the girl and her best friend. He said on video that he was getting revenge for social media comments about death of Charlie Kirk.

Roadside sign that says "Climax Julian next right."

I went here and everyone knew Garak

setting up an asana board for the butlerian jihad working group. assigning roles, tasks, subtasks, milestones. creating automations to keep us on track to deliver the destruction of every computer chip on the planet

They found 38 unmarked graves of Indigenous children at Immaculate Conception Mission in South Dakota and it didn't make the news outside of Indian Country.

i don’t want to hear things

I am not anti gambling but I genuinely believe that gambling should be entirely restricted to specific destination “sin zones”, like Las Vegas and Atlantic City, spread out enough that you can’t do it every day unless you live there.

"out of the three mass shootings today"

french toast with honey and orange zest

I'm just gonna go outside and scream if anybody wants to join me

i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked

YouTube video by DJMichaelAngelo Richard Simmons on "Whose Line Is It Anyway" (2003) sketch from S5 E17 -- "Living Scenery"

Hands down; I cry-laugh every. damn. time. Any chance I get to post this, I'm on it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-r4...

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CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again?

CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but

CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty?

CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived

CHOTINER: So you’ve said

things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it