johnny

no. next question

the reigning queen of forgetting to eat for 24 hours then scarfing a bowl of pasta so fast it triggers a migraine 👑

70 applications! a slew of interviews! no one wants me 😥

if i don’t get a job soon i’m going to [redacted]

A warning sign reading "danger not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time youre dying"

Roses are red,
These times are quite trying

omg so cute and you all look so happy!

seeing people say the brown sweatshirt punching kid video is staged and you just shut your mouth. i do not want to know about it if it is. i will remain willfully ignorant and forever amused by it

id be suuuuuuuuch a good human sacrifice

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

welcome back

“could a depressed person do THIS?” i ask as the start another series of bbc historical farms

wouldn't want to be mistaken for just regular nice or just regular mean. i'm complex. i'm friends with a bunch of trans women on the internet because i'm nice and i will shove you into a wastewater treatment sluice for them because i'm mean

amazing

Everything the House passes is called some shit like the PROTECT Act and it makes it illegal to vote or have a bank account if you can't prove that you're genetically Christian.

Kids these days didn’t listen to teaches of peaches and it shows

this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

They’re evil fascists, but they are also astonishingly whiny piss-babies

Twin peaks it's happening again

It's snowing again

Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

TRADE FOR YOUR RV!!!! Three STOREFRONTS, FOUR BUSINESES!!!! - wanted - by owner - sale - craigslist LOS ANGELES AREA!!! ILL TRADE EVERYTHING I OWN for your RV! So I wasn’t able to upload even half of what I own from the pictures. There’s so much more! So I recently got booted out of my two of my...

Really freaking me out trying to wrap my head around this Craigslist post of a guy, (this HAS to be a guy) who is trading $800k of crap he collected throughout his life for an RV. List includes but not limited to: fedora business, photography studio, piercing studio. It's a Tim Robinson character.

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

austerity chic

I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.

quit coffee in the nyt, eat cabbage in vogue, someone somewhere said onion soup is having its moment. sounds like romanticizing economic depression to meeee

men and women can be friends yeah but curling partners? like how do you not just make out rn

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

*Travis McElroy trying to sound like an intimidating character in a roleplaying game voice* I wish someone else would empty the dishwasher

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return