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@mutantbea.bsky.social

They/Them I am the very model of a modern Major General

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Latest posts by mutantbea.bsky.social on Bluesky

You want me to egg wash a pie crust? In this economy??

09.02.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a rare treat

08.02.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cena is the actual goat and I wonโ€™t hear a word otherwise

02.02.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drink every time there is a super kick

02.02.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow. This is me surprised by the ending of this match. What a shocking end to this Royal Rumble match.

02.02.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This ainโ€™t it fam.

02.02.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The bedazzled knee brace is everything

02.02.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Liv at 2 to make me think she is gonna win, only to have Charlotte come back to win the rumble is gonna make me grumpy.

01.02.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Criterion collection but for video games when?

25.01.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trans people
Nonbinary people
Gender Queer people

We exist.

And no amount of speeches, declarations, or pontificating will ever change that.

We are not going anywhere.

21.01.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She slayed.

19.01.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s true. The Ham is here in Ohio to host a wrestling show.

18.01.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That camera is homophobic.

09.01.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bea are you guys making a short film?

Well, itโ€™s not quite a short and itโ€™s not quite a film. But mannnnโ€ฆ

So to answer your question I donโ€™t know.

09.01.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not flirting with you, Iโ€™m just pretty and talking.

05.01.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just wanna make movies that look like this

04.01.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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lol I love that this offends you on such a deep level

02.01.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going into 2025 with a few goals: to hate more, to hate harder, and to generally be more positive

01.01.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol itโ€™s okay youโ€™re right to call out her insane behavior.

31.12.2024 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife

31.12.2024 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2025 will be the year of the Third Impact

31.12.2024 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah there is a strange thing where these weed shops want to come across like a trendy business, rather than what they are which is a pharmacy.

30.12.2024 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says โ€œim gonna fuck a hamburgerโ€

29.12.2024 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24820    ๐Ÿ” 3614    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 591    ๐Ÿ“Œ 396

Get in the burger Shinji

29.12.2024 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ads after Xmas be like:

Did some fucking idiot get you a dumb as shit gift cause they are a stain on humanity? Well come down to the After Christmas Sale at JC Penny to return that abysmal garbage you got, and get yourself the bed set of your dreams.

26.12.2024 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Preparation H feels good, on the whole.

26.12.2024 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would rather put a gun in my mouth than watch a second of A Complete Unknown. Hell, I would rather watch Wicked.

26.12.2024 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's lars ulrich's birthday so do remember to illegally download an album today

26.12.2024 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2937    ๐Ÿ” 402    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

Capitalism would disagree.

26.12.2024 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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