Why does DJ Eats Everything look like @bennjordan.bsky.social that ate all of his synths?

It gets worse for Elon?
Good.

Is it though?

Wait, Joe's not in prison somehow?

They totally are!
*comment left via Neuralink*

There they go!

I wonder how long they'll push this 'upside down' reality on all of us. Not only did Zelensky start a war with Russia, he's also a dictator who disrespected Trump. Next up - the Earth is square, the Sun is black and Trump never fucked a child.

I think he knew this deal wasn't going to work out, but it was a great opportunity to show how unhinged and idiotic the current US administration is. It's a good thing the whole world gets to see it. And I can't even imagine who would think Trump came out on top today.

There you have it. America officially lost all bragging rights.

There are a lot of people in the USA. Just sayin'

I don't know, let's rewind the clock 40 years back and see why KGB was so desperate to cultivate Trump as their asset.

They are already so full of hate they're willing to destroy the country to 'own' half of its population. This is unforgivable.
For a bunch that loves the United States of America it seems like they never understood what 'United' means.

He tried to beat off his broken dick but the dick fought back!

Wearing people out with constant bullshit until they're too apathetic to even care is one of current administration's main goals.
Trump did it the fist time he was in office - we were all exhausted by the end of it, now it's cranked up to 11. We better realize that inducing apathy is their plan.

Yeah, he's a complete moron who got to the top because he's a priviliged ruthless narcissistic sociopath. He never had to be smart to get there, he just had to be a really fucked up person.

There is. For Elon it would about 6.5grams.
4.2g is lethal for a 155lb person. He used to be 300lb but Ozempic dropped that to I'd say 250lb.
It's irrelevant though because his brain is already irreversibly fried so sit back and watch him do something REALLY stupid.

How embarrassing it must be to have a president so susceptible to manipulation.

They never intended on reading any of it. It's a power move on Elon's part, he wants everyone to fall in line. He did the same thing when he took over Twitter.

The real tragedy is that people think billionaires must be perfectly equipped to run everything because they made money.
They just can't wrap their heads around how they got there, and now they're *surprised pikachu face* "Why am I getting laid off?"

All that big talk about commie libs ain't gonna help once they realise he doesn't look entirely white.

Yep, checks out!

I didn't have 'Idiocracy will become reality' on my bingo card, and yet here we are.

Your taxes. That's how it works everywhere else and if it doesn't in America then guess whose fault it is?

I was seriously expecting to see answers akin to "they just crave attention and want to feel special, we all have something so toughen up buttercups!"

America doesn't even understand the meaning of 'freedom'.

Challenged with what? All those people calling him 'fake and ghey'? They can all gtfo

I'm 87% sure they're holding him hostage

I've been using Davinci Resolve for a few years now and out of curiosity I tried Premiere a couple months ago. I was shocked how unstable that software is. It is apparently an issue that gets progressively worse with each new build and it's probably the only thing that's consistent about it.