20 Sided Fall

The dentist I attend has free coffee in the waiting room. Yes. Give me both the jitters AND bad breath when someone is poking around in my mouth. Makes sense

It stops with dogs though right? It definitely stops with the dogs. Nothing to see here folks. Take your Soma

Picture with a page from Dungeon Crawler Carl book in the foreground and a TV playing the SuperBowl in the background

Some of us are reading Dungeon Crawler Carl, but the vibe is the same

You ever look at a car and feel like you can smell the inside based on the paint color?

Severance season finale with no context 📹🐐🦵🦵

I think maybe that’s the feeling you were supposed to walk away with

If we don’t do that then how are we going to police our bathrooms or give each kindergartener a 9mm to protect themselves from other kindergartners with 45s?

Cats work too

Let me know if you need a Magneto

My whitest trait is wearing a hoody and shorts when it’s cold

Marvel Rivals has no business being this fun for an FTP game

How could you do this without having Uncle Deadly play the vampire?

I had the pleasure of introducing my wife to this film and it was wonderful to watch her watch it

Wealth is just another mental disorder

Physical fight is grilled cheese all the way. GC has the weight and density advantage. Tacos are known for falling apart. The one factor that may change the tide is that tacos almost always ride in a crew, so it’s possibly a 3 v 1 situation.

Verbally though? Taco is going to wreck house.

Physical fight or verbal argument?

Mandark?

Reading a sex scene from Patrick’s POV was sickening. Never want to do that again

Yeah. That was a rough read

He’s white so he doesn’t count as an immigrant apparently

Shadow of the Erdtree is really fun until the final boss and then it’s just…not

The annual plan basically gives you two months free. I stick to the monthly because Dropout deserves that extra $12. If you know how cheap I am, you know that’s a big deal

She gets you

I think one of the worst parts of working from home is that I miss the utter astonishment on the faces of new coworkers when they hear me speak Spanish for the first time.

I have no funny quips to add. This is just a good joke

Awards season…nothing fills my soul like watching rich people give other rich people awards