A Dave you know you know

I suspect this constant allusion to "safer communities" is to keep the electorate focused on people living in poverty so they don't turn their gaze to the corporate swindling that's causing food, housing, utilities, etc. to keep getting less affordable, and driving more people into poverty.

Shit. I gotta water my trees in for the winter.

So we all know Google is evil & useless atp, but today I’m extra mad because with all the computing power they are using, Google maps is functionally incapable of calculating a true “disability friendly” route.
AI AI AI all day and you can’t choose both “less walking” AND “wheelchair accessible”.

The head of a Beaver is above the waterline nibbling on willow branches and leaves.

The head of a Beaver is above the waterline swimming with willow branches.

The northern beaver ponds are beginning to freeze over and shut. Resident Beavers will break the thin ice in order to continue loading their storage pantries for the inevitable winter months. #mammals

four dicks

Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

No kings except king sized candy bars.

shout out to the kid holding the sign that said "YOU SUCKED IN HOME ALONE 2" at the Philly march today

Fox Sports remembers.

NGL, watching three grown men wrestle a dick is highly entertaining to me.

I hope that lady sues them for violating her civil rights.

Prince Andrew's six-year downfall over Jeffrey Epstein ties comes to a dramatic conclusion Prince Andrew's decision to give up his Duke of York title was described as a "vindication" by the family of late Epstein survivor Virginia Roberts Giuffre.

Conclusion?? Conclude by sending this fucker to prison. www.nbcnews.com/world/united...

I urge my fellow Albertans to read the Wyant report. It's actually not that long! It's not as well organized as one might hope but it is damning. #abpoli #ableg
open.alberta.ca/publications...
Take this, for example:

A drone hit us while buying food.
Now my son lies broken beside me.
Please donate and help me save him.
His life depends on it.

Premier Prentice:
"Albertans have spoken very clearly that the priorities they have identified are health, education, taking care of seniors, infrastructure, and changing the design of Alberta's licence plates is not amongst those priorities"

#ableg #abpoli

The important thing to remember about Prentice trying to distract Albertans with a new license plate design is that his party was crushed in the 2015 election. #ableg #abpoli

We are KIRK ARMY NOW 1983-2025 Mike @BigMike31491329 •15m Replying to @catturd2 I got on @bluesky yesterday wanting to troll and have a good time. After about 20 minutes, I had to delete said account. They are disgusting! Mostly porn, trans porn, and just. I had to delete that account and wash my eyes.

Keep it up lol

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A young boy holds a sign that simply states in plain handwriting: Trump hit on my girlfriend

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

Screen shot of official Alberta Vaccine Booking System which shows on the second page: “Pre-ordering of vaccines for the 2026-2027 immunization season starts on September 29 and ends on December 15. Vaccines can only be pre-ordered during this period.”

as possible from getting vaccinated.

The ONLY reasons to do this are to get more people infected, overwhelm the public healthcare system, destroy it, and usher in private healthcare.

There are zero defensible economic or efficiency reasons to do this. Zero.

It’s anti-life.
#Ableg
#abpoli

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🚨 This is inexplicable news to share. If in Alberta and you want flu and covid shots for NEXT year (2026-2027), you have only until December 15 of THIS year to order them.

This is not incompetence. It’s a deliberate choice to prevent as many people ..

bookvaccine.alberta.ca/vaccine/s/pr...

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"KNOW YOUR PROTEST RIGHTS You don’t need a permit to protest in response to breaking news and you don’t need a permit to march in the streets or along sidewalks, as long as you’re not obstructing traffic or access to buildings. When you are lawfully present in any public space, you have the right to photograph anything in plain view, including federal buildings and the police. If you believe your rights have been violated, when you can, write down everything you remember, get contact information for witnesses, and take photographs of any injuries. If you get stopped by the police, ask if you’re free to go. If they say yes, calmly walk away. If you get arrested, you have a right to ask why. Otherwise, say you wish to remain silent and ask for a lawyer immediately. Don’t sign, say or agree to anything without a lawyer present. If you get stopped by a member of the military or any law enforcement office at a protest, you have the right to remain silent or to tell them that you’ll only answer questions in the presence of an attorney — no matter your citizenship or immigration status."

If you're taking to the streets to protest today, know your rights.

“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”

[Exit King.]

Milk does not go in eyes. Water is what you use to wash out chemical irritants. Just water. Ignore all other advice to the contrary unless you have a fucking medical degree of some sort in which case go off king/queen

Don't use milk for tear gas!

Only wear safety goggles if they're shatter proof!

Avoid wearing contacts because they make tear gas worse!

Cover up, so you don't need sunscreen because sunscreen also clings to tear gas!

Memorize the # of a lawyer or loyal friend who can bail you out!

I used to do this but I don't do it anymore and don't recommend others do it either because cops have been known to use it as evidence of a conspiracy to commit a crime. 🫠

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Monday night when you don't have civic election results in your community, it's because the provincial government led by Danielle Smith listens to a few fringe people, some who don't trust the integrity of a Scantron sheet. We're using hand counts, because they don't trust 50-year-old technology. 🗳