Michael

Anytime I see Microsoft Excel
I think of this queen... some say she's still waiting for him to text her back!

Oh no, so sorry, nothing sucks more than bad news

Whatever happens, I hope it gets better for you🧡

Taylor fans are just ready to fight. i'm like, cool, okay

it's weird enough to say, I'm an adult, so I don't for that

Taylor or adele are not paying my bills.....

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Honestly, this is me these days
Oh, "oh look another glorious morning,"

Where's another caterfic asteroid! When you need one!!!
A deadly volcano eruption!!!!

You're assuming they have one!!
I'm pretty sure almost every politician doesn't have a soul
.

You've been watching pokemon on 123movies, haven't you!!!!!

So when can I get a session with them as well!!!

That really is a fugly photo of him

Paint me like one of your French Yeens

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Why are you looking at me like that chile!!

only man who want to fuck me makes that face🤣🤣🤣 It's okay
I know

i'm so gorgeous Everybody just wants my muffins🍑😩🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥👇🏾🤣

Squirtle?? baby, that's mega charazar x!! Motherfucking mega charazar x please have a good day!!

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Oh my god, show off. We know your body's tea!!!! Werk!!.........

My body's the big cauldron, tho
Big and clunky!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes, taylor, go, girl, give us nothing. Even though I spend 1k On seats,

Walk back and forth on stage, with no rhythm, sis!!!,

Na na na nah nah nah, and now we got bad blood,

Wait, it's raining where you're at to?????? We're also having a rainy day here in illinois

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Exactly, Taylor's Swift is a 35 year old white minor!!!!!!.......... I'm going to have a BF!!!!!!!

If people keep being mean to her

That's so strange.I was just telling someone I was listening to gospel music👇🏾

I mean, I had a dream. I was big being chased by 6'4 killer........

And I was like, wait a minute, why the fuck am I running!!!

I'm nobody's bitch and then I found an axe and chopped them up!!!!!!!!!! Final girl style!🪓

Wow, I guess i'm attracted to an elf 🤣🤣🤣

Come back!!!! Love 🖤🖤🖤

I heard Gaga, someone mentioned, "Mother

My mother made sure she played this album!!!!!!!!!

Candlelight, you know what that means................we are Summoning the dark lord!!

I'm pretty sure that guy in the video is Texas bull

And that's just cutlerx Studio, and no, him

"Describe your Bluesky account in one image. "........🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

threads is just more interactive
It's a ghost town around here

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Listen, I know I live in the middle of nowhere. Illinois a bunch of cornfields

Just in case i'm gonna start carrying around a bull whip

If you hear a black queer, beat up and ice officer with a whip

Yeah, I did it. I'll do it again!!!!
I refuse to live in fear and see others get hurt!!

Oh my god, I'm living for this ticker on your phone case!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍

For instance my brother the one who died

When I was like 12 or 14
He was like, i'm going out for a run at night

I told him now why would you do that? You are gonna see something, you regret seeing

10 minutes later, come home, big eye 👁👄👁.

Saying I was right, but he never told me what it was

I'm sorry!! 🤣🤣🤣 lol The only time I tell a person they're making as if i'm asked

I refuse to make a lie!!!!!!! The only time I will say someone

is making a mistake is if Woo Woo kicks in

And my woo woo mystic ways are never wrong

That's because everyone hates capricorns and january 2

Even though I act nothing like a capricorn....I don't give a shit about money until it's necessary

Smash tater tot🫤............. Anyways I sure like those French fried potatoes. No, you don't oprah,