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Just because Epstein is dead doesn’t mean they stopped, either.

Oh God. I could be his mother. 😐

Not all of them were blonde! 😏

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Oh. This is hilariously delicious.

He did not write that! 😆 no way he knows those words.
Mr Miller, give him back his phone!

That’s how ridiculous this race was! 😆

Is it for real for real?
Is the toddler in chief about to post some crazy pants rant?

He won’t.

It’s as real as the ear shot.

Stay focused.

In a sane world, Fox host Brian Kilmeade would be fired and shunned for his depraved comments that homeless people should be euthanized. That’s sick (and deeply ignorant), but sicker still is that it’s tolerated.

The fact that Matthew Dowd lost his job for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s hate speech, while Brian Kilmeade openly suggests we should euthanize the homeless and there is zero outrage, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

I told my students that we couldn’t talk about what happened to Kirk because Greg Abbott only said I could talk about music theory.
“Governor Abbott said to open your sight reading books to lesson 12.” 😐

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Y’all know I only come here to see if it’s happened yet, right?

Some people get grossed out by cats on the furniture or counters.
I wake up to this.
Yes, that’s the stove.

I’m drinking my morning coffee and now I’m invested.
Go on….

Is there coffee? Must we get up today?

I got the first one 9 years ago when I turned 50, but go so sick I didn’t go back for the 2nd.
Hmph. I bet I need to go back huh.

How on brand.

A human sized tardigrade sits quietly in a chair, its hands folded in its lap. Across the small wooden table three wise scholars stare in confusion, uncertain, and wanting information.

Just stop working when he sends in the troops.
Crime will go way down. 😐

Looks like it’s not going away. 😀

Promises made…something something.

I’m a former catholic music director. I spent 2 decades working for The Church in parishes across the country.
I left so God and I could stay on speaking terms.

I just fired my bathroom scale for the same reason.