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Sorry, but last I checked, that holiday has been in the public domain for quite a while...

...best you can do is buy the movie rights to Halloween... but then that could lead to a legal battle like with whatever the hell happened to the Friday the 13th franchise....

Imagine losing a stupidly idiotic lawsuit that never needed to happen in the first place...

Couldn't be me!

We both know they'll give anything you make a high score because you're Nintendo and that's it...

Oh hey, better user score than a Pokémon game! that's an accomplishment I can certainly brag about!

Eh, critic reviews could've done better though on our part, but we know they hate us very much for making hard games...

In conclusion, I win. :)

Ah yes, the best players in the world like uh....

(Shoot! I dunno any good Frogger players... uhh, I'll just come up with a name on the spot)

Right! uh.... John.... Frogger?

- Now, I KNOW full well your Pocket Monsters, or whatever they were called... released, I dunno.. nearly a DECADE after that? way too much time to be considered the FIRST game where you summon partners to fight for the player...

Soo, no. we made it first, sorry... Wanna try this again?

*ahem*

...In 1986, a novel titled Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei was released, which would introduce the concept of summoning demons via a computer system to fight for the protagonist. Fast forward to a year later, a game based on that was created for the Famicom, using those exact mechanics. -

YOU GAVE THEM A WHAT NOW!?

...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?

...You have 5 seconds to convince me not to send every single demon we have to your place.

Hey, if anything I'm doin' them a favor offering THAT one...

...We already did that with.... *sigh* Crunchyroll....

So, no, no you ain't...

...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!

We are aware that... some people aren't fond with the new Persona 5 Overwatch 2 collab...

as compensation, we will do literally nothing, it's in Blizzard's hands now, not ours.

...Anyways, back to work on Persona 4 Revival...

Hey, I wasn't complainin'... I have a demon in the break room who can't stop watchin the Ninja Turtles...

...And... what do you mean, as for the Kirby dub? I thought people said it was great?

Aren't you and your... honestly okay Kirby and TMNT dubs supposed to be six feet under?

Oh great, it's those guys SEGA liked for a little bit...

...Boy am I glad they decided to dub One Piece instead of our Devil Children anime...

...Look, we'll be fine, okay? just like, give it a year and you'll see...

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That means tossing an object to summon a creature that if far enough will engage in auto combat but if you're closer, it will be normal combat.

At least, that's what I gathered from reading all 45 pages.

Buuuuut even then it's scummy to try and patent a game mechanic, original or not, sooooo...

I... read the whole thing?

And I don't mean like the news articles that, honestly blew the entire thing out of proportion... I'm talking about the whole patent...

Put it simply, they're trying to patent the way you summon and fight creatures JUST LIKE the new Pokémon game.

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D-Don't drag us into this???

That's just because you refuse to release any new games for him.

I know the collections make you money, but you could've made more if you announced it in the direct in America too.

Star Force collection?

...Finally, Kodama can shut the fuck up about wanting to buy a DS and all the Star Force games for like, 600 bucks.

...I'm not buying the collection for them though. I gotta work on... uhh.... Persona 6?

Then.... why not add her to Mario Kart???

Also, who the fuck gave Samus a bike? I just needed to ask that before I forgot.

Nintendo, explain yourself.

Jack Bros. is back.

That's it, that's the post, never ask us for anything ever again.

...Disney, you have no aura at all... and that's coming from someone who has barely ANY aura.

You literally said you were hiking up the prices of the PS5's... a 5 year old console...

I'm just saying, there's a chance you did the same here...

...How's the price in comparison to the original Astro controller?

I swear to Lucifer, if it's HIGHER...

Ain't that just the same Astro Bot controller you made like a year ago, just with a different face?

As a result of... ugh... Disney's actions, we've now purchased the rights to EVERY CRYPTID EVER MADE!

...Expect us to do absolutely nothing with this new power, except holding the trademark to Mothman for a solid chunk of time.