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How does fucking your sister bring inflation down?

Greene said she'd likely return to her previous career collecting piss in mason jars.

Throw your crucifix in the trash.

Bondi always looks like she took a quick peek inside the Ark of the Covenant.

This is my favorite Cheri Oteri character.

I think it is.

SO bountiful!

Dude was so hot for Lady Brienne.

Go fee fi fo fuck yourself.

Bean Dip is my GOAT because that voice is maybe the most obnoxious in the entire CBB lineup and Edi crushes every single appearance despite it. She's doing improv with one arm tied behind her back. AND she's coming back year after year! Just the best.

FAFO is the new WWG1WGA

Is there another podcast that provides such thoughtful film critique and occasionally ends with the host screaming "fuck you" at the guests?

Gollum bought a wig, huh?

I'm old enough to remember the guys who protested Obama wearing rifles and flying signs about "watering the tree of liberty with the blood of patriots" and I recall Republicans thinking those guys were cool as hell.

Tommy Tuberville lost every game of tic tac toe he's ever played. More cantaloupe than man.

The DOJ just struck a deal to move Kirk to a minimum-security hell.

Everybody is half werewolf.

"If good things happen it's because of me and if bad things happen it's because of my opponents. How many times do I need to explain it to you dum-dums?"

Theo Von always reminds me of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer but that guy only played dumb.

If you like TikTok you're gonna LOVE TikTrump

We might eventually beat fascism though.

[Monster Truck Voice:]
SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!

We will never forget you, Charlie Kerk 🤍

I've been in a riot mood for a while now. I could make it about this.

No.

The last text Charlie sent her was a picture of a gorilla dressed like Michelle Obama.

Is hot honey season over already?