Quetzal!

I wanna watch Unsolved Mysteries!!!

Room secured, thanks everybody! 🙏

Pin-up commission!

so…..

Have you found nendroid diapers yet?

As someone formally trained in sewing it’s honestly impressive, even down to the tiny metal finishing like eyelets and buttons ;0;

woah the actual stitched shoes with a leather sole go crazy

Can I drive the princess golf cart and wear one of those silly hats with the Pom Pom :3

Dad I just voided in my tab style incontinence briefs

Aren't little bro's just embarrassing? I mean, what if someone see's him hugging me?? How would I ever live that down? pic inspired by and for www.furaffinity.net/user/macrodi...

Saaaaaame my parents would never 😭

I eventually got them to let me wear skinny jeans that looked like they were spray painted on and I thought I was THE SHIT!!

I am looking SO respectfully

I already have a "team of Ph.D. level experts" in my pocket. It's called being in a discord server with a bunch of furries

Ball python! He’s a retired ambassador animal they’re letting us take him out when there’s downtime in the office for enrichment :3

got checked off on basic snake handling training at work :3

woah camp counselor zhayde…..

if a restaurant had a cartoon dragon mascot with a pot belly then I wouldn’t eat anywhere else for the rest of my life

Saaaaaame ;0;

The Thai place I go to all the time has a new furry mascot 👀

Don Draper pitching to ABU: "We don't sell products, we sell facts. Cigarettes? Satisfaction. A new car? Freedom. Facts of life, elevated. The good news is: you have the market cornered on one of the most essential facts of life there is:"

[Writes the words "SHITTING & PISSING" on a big blackboard]

I wanna star on a cheesy trashy mid 2000’s style reality show like Paris Hilton’s new BFF but instead it’s me looking for the perfect daddy/caretaker

Two yote brothers. The oldest is in diapers, sucking a pacifier and being pushed in a stroller. The younger is riding a tricycle and wearing Pull-Ups.

Enjoying a day in the park with Mommy, Ryan embraces his care free life of diapers and stroller rides. Meanwhile, Caleb proudly pedals his new tricycle in Pull-Ups like a big kid. Looks like the oldest of the yote "twins" is officially the baby brother.🍼❤️

Hi Res Artwork + Short Story on my Sub⭐️!

Designer Rick Owens Is Selling Feet Videos on OnlyFans to Raise Money for a Trans Shelter The fashion icon is putting his heart and sole into the charity account.

Rick the GOAT www.them.us/story/design...

If I don’t get this job extension I’m gonna become the joker

I’ve been busting my ass working a job I love but also feeling like I low key fell off this summer lmao

im anti censorship bc all the coolest people in my life fuck nasty and have cryptic turbo-esoteric meta-geometrical kinks i never even woulda heard of if i hadn't seen them making shitpost jokes about it online. how will i know who's cool if talking about personality vore and poisonplay is illegal

big chungus

Followed by an obnoxious sponsored post for huggies pull-ups XXXL for ages 16 & up like “until then there’s always these 😜 swipe up!!” with an Amazon affiliate link

helicopter TikTok mom loudly talking on her stories about teen quetzal like “what age do you think is right to potty train? I heard if they’re not studying for the SATs yet they’re not ready to potty training, is that true? what do you guys thing?”

gone goonin’