YouTube video by Vitalijs Neudahins Django Reinhardt & Stéphane Grappelli - J'attendrai Swing

Django Reinhardt bonus track.

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YouTube video by cheaptrickVEVO Cheap Trick - Surrender (from Budokan!)

Robin Zander bonus track.

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YouTube video by cheaptrickVEVO Cheap Trick - Dream Police (Official Video)

Today's musical birthday #4: Robin Zander.

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YouTube video by disc070s KC & The Sunshine Band - Get Down Tonight (HQ with lyrics)

Today's musical birthday #3: Richard Finch.

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YouTube video by jeroed New Gary Burton Quartet - Bag's Groove - 7/2/2011

Today's musical birthday #2: Gary Burton.

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YouTube video by 240252 Quintette de Hot Club de France - Charleston, 1937

Today's musical birthday #1: Django Reinhardt.

Can't beat Django and Stephane Grappelli. Amazing stuff.

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Bingo. Next up we'll hear why compassionate Nazis feel that they're the latest victims of reverse discrimination, and what Rump says he'll do about it in his Third Reich, um sorry, third term. Stay tuned, will be wild.

HAIKU

Rump's a piece of s#it.
A lot of people say that
So it must be true.

Waiting for this ass#ole to introduce a resolution to send the statue of Liberty back to France so that Rump can rename Ellis Island as Democracy Falls, build a yuuge jail for immigrants on it, and erect a statue twice as large, with a fountain showing Rump s#itting on everyone.

So much winning.

Literally

Lmaoooo all you Hakeem Knows What He's Doing folks gotta just stop before you hit send

Is it the position of ICE that anyone recording video in public is a domestic terrorist?

Yep. Recall that when JD Vance and Trump were smearing Haitians as pet-eaters during the campaign, Vance said they were here illegally. But most were here lawfully, under TPS. Vance's position was that this program was illegitimate because he said so, which magically made them "illegals."

How Did Any Democrats Vote To Fund DHS Nazis? Just Asking For Liam, Age Five. And yeah, we can stay mad at Hakeem Jeffries for not whipping the vote, too.

Here are the seven Ds who voted to fund DHS, for future reference/primary voting/rotten vegetable distribution.

How Did Any Democrats Vote To Fund DHS Nazis? Just Asking For Liam, Age Five.
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Renée Fleming cancels Kennedy Center appearances Renée Fleming is withdrawing from two May appearances at the Kennedy Center. This follows a wave of cancellations since President Trump ousted the previous leadership and announced the venue's renamin...

In other news, Kid Rock and Rob Schneider will be tag-team wrestling against James Woods and Ted Nugent. Get your tickets while they last!

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Bruce Lee play and Vocal Arts DC join growing list of Kennedy Center cancellations The producers of a Bruce Lee-inspired stage play and Vocal Arts DC have canceled shows at the Kennedy Center.

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WOW! A HISTORIC PEACE AGREEMENT. NO MORE WAR AND NO MORE ELECTIONS!

This is like where you hear there’s a party in the dorm lounge and you walk down there and it’s just three grad students and the dude from the third floor single who always smells like ham

If only they had a Nobel Lying Prize ...

It’s honestly heartening to see baby shit soft all these guys are.

Like this is Michael Scott doing improv levels of sad

Trump post: Dear Prime Minister Carney: Please let this Letter serve to represent that the Board of Peace is withdrawing its invitation to you regarding Canada’s joining, what will be, the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time. Thank you for your attention to this matter! DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Dear Canadian neighbors,
We are sorry that the U.S. president is mentally deranged. We hope to recover from this period of embarrassing stupidity and again be worthy of your friendship.
Sincerely,
Mark and other Americans who are not idiots

Just when you thought he couldn't possibly be a bigger asshole, ...

THERE it is.

This is getting so f'n embarrassing. How can Republican politicians pass a mirror without throwing up?

AOC: An agency that is attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping five-year-olds and using them as bait, and privately circulating the idea that they can violate the rights of Americans by busting down their doors—they deserve to be defunded, and I’ll take any step in that direction.

Massie has bigger balls than any Democrat.

Looking forward to all of them losing primaries.

Target of Viral Botched ICE Raid Was Already in Prison When ICE agents dragged out ChongLy Thao half-naked in the snow, they were looking for a man named Lue Moua. They should have known exactly where to find him.

BREAKING: When ICE agents dragged out ChongLy Thao half-naked in the snow, they were looking for a man named Lue Moua. He was already in prison. bit.ly/3ZwwVjK

Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez one of 7 House Democrats to vote yes on DHS funding bill Gluesenkamp Perez defended her decision, saying in a statement that she voted yes in order to avoid another potential government shutdown.

She's gone in November anyway.

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Actually, correct me if I'm wrong, but if those 7 Democrats vote against the measure -- and with Massie breaking from the GOP -- it's 214 to 213 against funding ICE.

So it's more than symbolic. It slows the murders and kidnappings on American streets.

Fuck Jeffries. Enough is enough.