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Jelani McCoy

@jelanimccoy.bsky.social

Data Engineer | PSU Alum | πŸ” & πŸ•Connoisseur

102 Followers  |  65 Following  |  118 Posts  |  Joined: 10.11.2023  |  1.8033

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The marketing folks who made and approved the ad have never looked underneath the hood of their car lol

08.11.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would put more money on continuing to harvest infinite energy from the sun over assuming that forcing everyone to use The Machine The Lies To You is the steady basis of an entire economy

07.11.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2461    πŸ” 565    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3

They are also intentionally conflating machine-learning and generative AI slop to confuse and try to make GenAI seem necessary. Google Maps traffic stuff is machine learning, not GenAI, for example. Auto-correct is too. Don't let them make you lose the thread. GenAI slop is slop.

28.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5246    πŸ” 2198    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 23
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He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

25.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9886    πŸ” 2412    πŸ’¬ 439    πŸ“Œ 676

I think this is the longest paragraph I’ve ever seen! The length of it made me feel unnerved halfway through the eternal paragraph

25.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heists in the year of our lord 2025?? This will be a movie in a few years

19.10.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

18.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14512    πŸ” 3581    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 283
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Tesla Cybertruck sales are flatlining Sales are down 63 percent in the third quarter

oh no www.theverge.com/news/798889/...

14.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 667    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 18

NIL has definitely bright parity back to college football. I’m here for it and hope it continues to increase parity

12.10.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos

08.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 14014    πŸ” 2416    πŸ’¬ 523    πŸ“Œ 166
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BREAKING

A federal judge that the Trump admin's policy targeting pro-Palestinian students for deportation violated the First Amendment.

His blistering, 161-page ruling starts with a threat he received in chambers and his response.

30.09.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3340    πŸ” 1120    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 66

It’s almost like an AI designed to generate text with do the exact task it’s designed for with impunity regardless of truth in whatever is generated.

21.09.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thick Boi

20.09.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eagles: 20 Chiefs: 10 Refs: 7

14.09.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | I Was Supposed to Debate Charlie Kirk. Here’s What I Would Have Said.

Hasan Piker in the New York Times: "I was supposed to debate Charlie Kirk. Here’s what I would have said"

13.09.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 365    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 19

Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?

11.09.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 18648    πŸ” 5160    πŸ’¬ 263    πŸ“Œ 101
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Jeffrey Epstein Email Trove Reveals Ghislaine Maxwell’s Secrets A cache of 18,000 messages obtained by Bloomberg News reveals Maxwell’s deep ties and involvement with the disgraced financier and sex offender.

NEW: We got access to Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo inbox β€” more than 18,000 emails.

It shows Epstein’s world in his own words: an unfiltered look at how his operation worked, who enabled it, and how Ghislaine Maxwell stayed at the center of it all.

11.09.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12276    πŸ” 5596    πŸ’¬ 273    πŸ“Œ 647
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

06.09.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7648    πŸ” 1964    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 169
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v1.108 is rolling out today 🚚

Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to!

Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there πŸ‘‡

08.09.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 24052    πŸ” 6197    πŸ’¬ 1126    πŸ“Œ 2462

The Browser Company is being acquired by Atlassian in an all cash deal. Mergers and Acquisitions are back in full force. A lot of acquisitions in the technology industry over the past few week. Add another tally.

04.09.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the guardian profile on Threads

Screenshot of the guardian profile on Threads

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Screenshot of guardian posts on threads

Millions of followers β‰  engagement. @theguardian.com has 1.4m followers on Threads with almost no engagement. On Bluesky, links can get 3–4x more clicks than likes.

The real question isn’t β€œhow many followers do you have?” but β€œwhat kind of engagement do you get?”

28.08.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3835    πŸ” 429    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 46

Some of us have lost the plot

20.08.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chatbots aren’t telling you their secrets LLMs make things up β€” including about themselves.

*tapping this sign over and over*

13.08.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

can't have bad numbers if there are no numbers

12.08.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6387    πŸ” 1033    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 41

In my line of work I rarely if ever send emails. I wish I had the opportunity to send emails to people. My inbox is just filled with Jira Ticket updates and spam

10.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is exactly how the world was sold on smart assistants a decade ago when Siri, Google Assistant, and Alexa were hitting mass adoption. Look how that turned out in reality vs what vision we were sold. AI is the newest rendition.

06.08.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so tired of hearing that we need to "teach our students how to use AI" when the thing they most need to use it is a critical-thinking skill set that can only be acquired by NOT using it. I'm tired of hearing that it's inevitable. I'm tired.

01.08.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2396    πŸ” 545    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 34
What’s a technology that you think is overhyped?

I’m going to give a sideways answer to this, which is that the venture capital business model needs to be understood as requiring hype. You can go back to the Netscape IPO, and that was the proof point that made venture capital the financial lifeblood of the tech industry.

Venture capital looks at valuations and growth, not necessarily at profit or revenue. So you don’t actually have to invest in technology that works, or that even makes a profit, you simply have to have a narrative that is compelling enough to float those valuations. So you see this repetitive and exhausting hype cycle as a feature in this industry. A couple of years ago, you would have been asking me about the metaverse, then last year, you would have asked me about Web3 and crypto, and for each of these inflection points there’s an Andreessen Horowitz manifesto.

It’s not simply that one piece of technology is overhyped, it’s that hype is a necessary ingredient of the current business ecosystem of the tech industry. We should examine how often the financial incentive for hype is rewarded without any real social returns, without any meaningful progress in technology, without these tools and services and worlds ever actually manifesting. That’s key to understanding the growing chasm between the narrative of techno-optimists and the reality of our tech-encumbered world.

What’s a technology that you think is overhyped? I’m going to give a sideways answer to this, which is that the venture capital business model needs to be understood as requiring hype. You can go back to the Netscape IPO, and that was the proof point that made venture capital the financial lifeblood of the tech industry. Venture capital looks at valuations and growth, not necessarily at profit or revenue. So you don’t actually have to invest in technology that works, or that even makes a profit, you simply have to have a narrative that is compelling enough to float those valuations. So you see this repetitive and exhausting hype cycle as a feature in this industry. A couple of years ago, you would have been asking me about the metaverse, then last year, you would have asked me about Web3 and crypto, and for each of these inflection points there’s an Andreessen Horowitz manifesto. It’s not simply that one piece of technology is overhyped, it’s that hype is a necessary ingredient of the current business ecosystem of the tech industry. We should examine how often the financial incentive for hype is rewarded without any real social returns, without any meaningful progress in technology, without these tools and services and worlds ever actually manifesting. That’s key to understanding the growing chasm between the narrative of techno-optimists and the reality of our tech-encumbered world.

Stand by this: www.politico.com/newsletters/...

19.02.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9765    πŸ” 3179    πŸ’¬ 161    πŸ“Œ 355

I never believed two companies would collaborate for the benefit of mankind

30.07.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s about what it costs me to fill up my F-150 with premium fuel. It’s got a 36 gallon gas tank

23.07.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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