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@bchristianpoet.bsky.social

I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking. Part time poet (#AeosMag), photographer, and grumpy old veteran. Who just happens to be Autistic. #PTSD Married to Mrs Bob… Butler to Noodles https://linktr.ee/BobChristianpoetry

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Latest posts by bchristianpoet.bsky.social on Bluesky

Shopping squared away, (Mrs Bob did most) it’s the weekend.
Oh how I’ve missed you.

12.12.2025 16:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Took my big boy camera to work hoping to get some shots of the pheasants across the river. Instead I accidentally managed to got this shot. (Free hand, no tripod etc)
#photographer #lunarphotography

12.12.2025 15:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agreed. It’s a good flick

11.12.2025 08:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had stayed at my boyfriend's house one night and needed a hair tie the next morning. I looked in the drawer, but could only find one made of soft rubber. It did the job, however when I returned to his house, he told me I had been wearing his cock ring in my hair all day.

11.12.2025 08:20 — 👍 189    🔁 8    💬 9    📌 1

Yes I do

11.12.2025 08:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‘The 0.001%’: a quick visual breakdown of the world’s wealthiest people About 56,000 people control three times as much wealth as half of humanity. Here’s one way to illustrate that

www.theguardian.com/news/2025/de...

11.12.2025 06:55 — 👍 7    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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REFUGE
A refuge is a safe place.
We all want a place that welcomes us, a refuge.We all need arms that hug our bodies.
We all seek refuge throughout our lives.
Feeling welcomed in the shelter of arms is fantastic.
BON DIA ♥️ AMICS MEUS

11.12.2025 07:00 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

This is another phenomenal piece by @guante.info
We need more people to use their platform like this.
#poetrycommunity

11.12.2025 07:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Testing out the new back drop with a couple of shots. #photography

06.12.2025 20:59 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Issue 4.
Featuring one of my favourite pieces
#poetrycommunity

aeos.bigcartel.com/product/aeos-4

05.12.2025 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a thank god that 's over with poster with three puppets on a red couch ALT: a thank god that 's over with poster with three puppets on a red couch

#totp

05.12.2025 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So much coke was involved by the bros behind the concept of this video #totp

05.12.2025 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a smart tech shirt stands in front of a wide screen tv ALT: a man wearing a smart tech shirt stands in front of a wide screen tv
05.12.2025 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a piano on a stage . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a piano on a stage .

#totp

05.12.2025 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#totp a crochet skull cap. Say what you will about east 17, they were bold with their fashion.

05.12.2025 20:41 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a blue jacket is carrying a large black box with makeagif.com written on it ALT: a man in a blue jacket is carrying a large black box with makeagif.com written on it

I’m tempted right now
#totp

05.12.2025 20:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#totp

05.12.2025 20:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know how bad this #totp is? I’m thinking about watching the World Cup draw on iplayer*

* no, I’m not really that fucking desperate- but it CLOSE

05.12.2025 20:35 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

We don’t mention that Diddy #TOTP

05.12.2025 20:35 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

#totp

05.12.2025 20:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've not had a drink for nearly 3 years, but this episode could push me over the edge. #TOTP

05.12.2025 20:32 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so tired of watching.
#totp

05.12.2025 20:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard says i think there 's no end to this ALT: a man with a beard says i think there 's no end to this

Please stop
#totp

05.12.2025 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#totp

05.12.2025 20:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn’t think it could be worse.
#Totp “hold my beer”

05.12.2025 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No
#totp

05.12.2025 20:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@pierscooper.bsky.social I took your advice and got my telescope tripod out for stability, instead of trying to hold the camera. While adding a vintage (1970) 3x tele extender. Thanks for the advice squire

05.12.2025 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

That reminds me of @mrsbobhere.bsky.social

04.12.2025 12:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Sounds like a great idea

30.11.2025 16:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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