Crissy 💫

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Miami Dolphins roster depth.

#MiamiDolphins #NFL #finsup

Early indications are the Dolphins are still fucked when Tua gets hurt.

Could be worse. Probably will be.

In my opinion, the bar Quinn Ewers has to pass the be the Dolphins’ QB2 is on the floor.

It’s that time again

Please don’t tell me you guys are getting mad at the Miami Dolphins in the year of our lord 2025

It’s PRESEASON GAMEDAY!! #Dolphins #MIAvsCHI

It is nice seeing the timeline light up with live Dolphins posting. #MiamiDolphins #NFL #finsup

Go Dolphins

The Miami Dolphins play (pretend) football today!

kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me

the Marlins come back AGAIN and walk it off on a swinging bunt

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waiting for week 1 of football to start…

Of the last 51 million jobs created, 50 million were created by Democratic Presidents

A flyby of Earth from the International Space Station.

-Credits: NASA

Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊

One of my customers told me that I’m looking noticeably stronger 🥰

Been quiet on here for a while but welcome back to football -- Dolphins training camp is officially open

Illustration of a raven with clocks as eyes, reading a book by candlelight.

When you should be sleeping but just have to read one more chapter

Listen, I'm not a big "rah rah it's the first day of training camp" guy and I typically take most, if not all, training camp news with many grains of salt, but I sure am fired up to see a bunch of dudes running around in Miami Dolphins colors.

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The Epstein file list disappeared from Pam Bondi’s desk faster than the bullet hole from Trump’s ear

Summer sunset sky as seen from the 6 Train in New York City.

Several moon jellyfish (Aurelia aurita) swim in the dark sea. They glow in soft neon colors. A sparkling and peaceful atmosphere.

School of moon jelly

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The NFL season is almost here so I can finally stop posting about politics and be more positive.

The hardest part of a calorie deficit is just inputting your meals accurately daily

📚Friends don’t let friends buy books from Amazon📚

it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid