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Martti Ekstrand

@marttiekstrand.bsky.social

Film maker since it was done with acetate strips and toxic fluids. Has been on the world wank web since 1994 and still can't take it seriously.

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Orban the Hut is free to leave EU at any time.
Putin probably has a dank apartment waiting for him in a 'safe' house behind the Kremlin.

12.12.2025 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He will probably have to replace Japan with North Korea.

11.12.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gonzo and Rizzo stand outside Ebenezer Scrooge's house as a beam of light appears from the upstairs window

Gonzo and Rizzo stand outside Ebenezer Scrooge's house as a beam of light appears from the upstairs window

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"To conduct a proper search, Scrooge was forced to light the lamps."
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"How 'does' he do that?"

One year ago today I posted this miniature Muppets Christmas Carol photo I created. All shot practically using real lighting, figures, miniature sets, smoke and cotton wool for snow.

#photography

11.12.2025 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OTD in 1994 the First Chechen War began. After incompetent initial assault that failed, Russian army turned to barbarism & crimes against humanity. It stopped when we signed a peace deal we would later violate.

None of this should sound familiar to you

11.12.2025 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1004    ๐Ÿ” 314    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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1/ The Russian army's fetish for bureaucracy has reached new levels this year, according to a Russian soldier and warblogger. The quantity has tripled over the past year, but the system is geared towards generating false information, or "fantasy stories about armed conflict". โฌ‡๏ธ

11.12.2025 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 213    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Make a gift for yourself and give me hope for a better Christmas. Every share counts!๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›

You can order in DM๐Ÿ“ฉ with payment via PayPal: Omelchuknadiia2021@gmail.com
or in my Etsy store.
Thanks to everyone who responds.๐Ÿซ‚โค๏ธ

11.12.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

These Ukrainian necklaces are also available!๐Ÿ’œ
They will be a great gift for you or your loved ones and a great support for me. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซ‚

www.etsy.com/shop/NadiiaJ...

10.12.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gee, Ryan has really slimmed down for the part.

10.12.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I received "happy mail" from Ukraine today! These are even more beautiful & detailed in person than the picture captures. ๐Ÿฅฐ If you are looking for meticulously crafted beadwork that supports a Ukrainian artist, check out @ukrainianart.bsky.social! Nadiia's on Etsy!

09.12.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Elon is so worried about abolishing EU. Donโ€™t see him that worried about Russia bombing our cities daily

10.12.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 289    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

You know how long this morning air raid siren alert was on in Kyiv. 11 minutes. Itโ€™s not a military need, itโ€™s a sleep deprivation method . Wake up people with a siren to terrorise . To torture. To flex . This is what Russia is doing . Russia has no peace intentions -
only sadism.

10.12.2025 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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1/ Russian soldiers who fall out with their commanders โ€“ due to personality clashes, disagreements, or a refusal to pay bribes โ€“ are routinely sent to their deaths in stormtrooper squads. Few survive for long; the following account vividly describes the life of a stormtrooper. โฌ‡๏ธ

10.12.2025 09:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 306    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
Harry and Marv stand on a street looking up as a brick falls down and is just about to hit Marv in the face

Harry and Marv stand on a street looking up as a brick falls down and is just about to hit Marv in the face

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"Okay, kid. Give it to me."

One year ago today I posted this miniature Home Alone 2 photo I created using real figures, lighting and miniatures.

#homealone #photography #miniatures

09.12.2025 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OTD in 1939 USSR requested Nazi German assistance in a blockading Finland by supplying soviet submarines assigned to the task.

The sort of thing one ally would request of another.

๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ‘‡

09.12.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 440    ๐Ÿ” 112    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

That's a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.

09.12.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Once again, Russia and USA are allies. Although this time we are fighting to put Nazis back in power.

Which is a nuance.

08.12.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 594    ๐Ÿ” 167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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"Let's declare Ursula von der Leyen and Kaja Kallas terrorists, and we'll find them in the toilet โ€“ we'll take them out in the toilet": Russian propagandist Solovyov openly threatens EU leaders.

07.12.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 282    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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Love&loyalty are stronger than Russiaโ€™s prisons

Mariana Checheliuk,a police officer from Mariupol,hid in the Azovstal bunkers with sister during the battle for the city.In May 2022,Russians sent them to "filtration."When Russians discovered that Mariana was a police officer,they took her to prison

06.12.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 450    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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On September 7, during a Russian attack on #Kyiv, Tetiana suffered burns over 95% of her body.

Tetiana was in the seventh month of her pregnancy. The doctors had to perform an emergency C-section to save her baby.

06.12.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 391    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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The similitude between the 2 invasions on Ukraine and Finland. The ceremony uniforms and music instruments found in an armoured vehicle as the Russians thought it would take them 10 days at most to parade in Helsinki !

#fckptn #3daywar

02.12.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But first a full hand NAFO: 696,969

02.12.2025 08:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd say about 30 minutes, perhaps 45 at worst. No worries.

02.12.2025 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.

Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.

30.11.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5877    ๐Ÿ” 1868    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
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How it started / where it goes / how it ends up

01.12.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1090    ๐Ÿ” 258    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

And then it hit me. Suddenly, in the middle of Kyiv metro station, pain just started to pour out of me. Because of how not fair it feels. Because of all that loss pushed deep down now going right back through my chest into my throat and stucking there burning me from the inside

And right when

01.12.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I tell Trump my peace terms, Trump tells Witkoff what they are and then Witkoff tells me Trump's terms that I told him then I say they aren't enough so we both blame Ukraine for me not accepting my own terms and I keep attacking them.

Rinse. Repeat.

01.12.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 675    ๐Ÿ” 172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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a drawing of a ghost that says ghost hug ALT: a drawing of a ghost that says ghost hug

To both of you.

01.12.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are sitting at a table and the woman is pointing at the man and saying satan ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table and the woman is pointing at the man and saying satan
01.12.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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