βSorry Iβm late, I had to braid my hairβ is a very valid excuse
25.07.2025 01:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@keepcalmandkaraon.bsky.social
βSorry Iβm late, I had to braid my hairβ is a very valid excuse
25.07.2025 01:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Welcome to all our new followers! π
23.03.2025 13:24 β π 33979 π 5304 π¬ 399 π 211We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
17.03.2025 21:53 β π 82615 π 14976 π¬ 1252 π 668Fuck you, Grant
#temptationisland #narcissist
I shaved my legs for the first time in weeks and Iβm slightly less depressed
13.03.2025 01:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean honestlyβ¦ whatβs the point?
12.03.2025 18:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New red flag:
Anyone who uses the term βmy ride or dieβ
Iykyk
I found out what I need to be able to handle the general public:
10 hours of sleep
Just saying.
28.02.2025 18:23 β π 38496 π 6364 π¬ 390 π 236Love is Blind proves that guys named Dave suck
01.03.2025 06:30 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apparently I donβt have hobbies. I donβt know what hobbies are bc everything Iβve ever done Iβve had to monetize.
Compiling a list of hobbies⦠please help
Hustle culture has made me feel guilty about getting 8 hours of sleep
16.02.2025 03:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DJT was just asked by reporters what he thinks of the new Time Magazine cover.
07.02.2025 22:21 β π 4473 π 828 π¬ 270 π 91I would love to get called boss
08.02.2025 22:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I would like to never again hear the word βunprecedentedβ
08.02.2025 22:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Customer: I need some (Brand) fish oil.
Me: Yes! I have that in 100 or 250 soft gels. You save a little with the larger bottle. Which would you like?
Customer: Well, it depends on how long I live. Iβm 91β¦ but Iβm sure someone can use them when Iβm gone. Letβs be optimistic, Iβll take the big one.
The hero we need rn
02.02.2025 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wanna go there
02.02.2025 06:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A not particularly clear picture of a crescent moon with a bright dot of Venus to the upper right. The sky behind is a deepening blue.
Venus and the Moon are gorgeous tonight π
02.02.2025 00:41 β π 32265 π 1724 π¬ 772 π 115USAID.gov is down. Why is this concerning? Trump has no legal authority to eliminate a congressionally funded independent agency. The work of USAID is vital, and if this can happen to them, it can happen to any of us.
02.02.2025 05:46 β π 13394 π 2973 π¬ 158 π 106Watching @americanprimeval.bsky.social and it looks like they cast it out of my Hinge profile with all these bearded men
02.02.2025 02:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0api.us.evidation.com/share/o/Oa7l...
I hate the word βdetoxβ but this is how to feel better after bingeing or eating food you donβt usually eat
Thank you for this break in my feed
01.02.2025 16:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I literally donβt want to speak, out loud, to another human today. Itβs my day off from peopling #restday
01.02.2025 16:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can someone tell me why men are so quick to send photos of their βmanhoodβ to strangers? I literally have a photo album of said appendages on my phone now, like a Pinterest board.
31.01.2025 15:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I just need a distraction from reality today
27.01.2025 22:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello new peeps! If youβre a gym girl or sober or like art or dogsβ¦ letβs be friends
25.01.2025 17:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0