ConstantXP Comics

My craft supplies and games are organized enough...usually...sometimes...

I really hate dealing with raw meat. But we also really wanted carnitas.

My sister got into a PhD program! Everyone say "Congrats Elena!!" ❤️❤️ This is the only comic of them I've got in my backlog.

Oh noo poor baby 😭 I'm glad it's looking like she'll be okay!

Me with a bunch of old birthday cards LOL

I hope everything's okay!

No one can stop a grandmother from giving you something once they've decided to give you something 😅

#sliceoflifecomic #fantasycomic

really not loving "moms" and "wine moms" as catchall terms for women who are 35+

Have fun, go ham. never hold yourself back from your artistic aspirations. who cares how long people look at panels

Anytime I set a timer on my phone, I end up checking it every few minutes to make sure it didn't magically shut itself off. Why? Because I don't trust it not to fuck with me.

It's rough out there y'all, get a hug when you can

Capitalism breeds innovation if innovation involves thinking up progressively dumber ways to become a landlord

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

This happened a few months ago, but this weekend I visited my aunt and uncle and Zack and my parents DID hang out. We call that growth.

I'm not drunk you're drunk

Zack and I stayed with my parents for a bit when we moved back to the East Coast. It was clear one of us was the preferred guest.

I went to the doctor recently and didn't even cry

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

What am I, chopped unc?

New Aesop’s fable just dropped: who will boobs the dog?

We're back at work, babbyyyy

“Write to your senator.” Am I eight years old? A fucking American Girl doll? Am I wearing fucking knee socks? Get out of here.

Happy New Year! My only resolution is to keep being a gremlin

In purple text on a black background: SUBMISSIONS OPEN! Submissions are now open for the Minicomic Awards. You have until January 31st 2026 to submit your comics. Awards categories: General Fiction, General Nonfiction, Horror, Science Fiction, Fantasy, Romance, and Humor. Presented by the Cartoonist Cooperative. Part of the annual Nib & Ink Festival. Deadline to submit 01/31/26 11:59 Eastern Time. In Addition to the logos for the Minicomic Awards and the Cartoonist Cooperative, there is also a graphic of the Coop's mascots sitting on a submissions box drawn by Quill Ardonne.

Submissions for the 2026 Minicomic Awards are NOW OPEN through 1/31/26! 🎉
To submit your comic(s), register an account at mca.cartoonist.coop. Be sure to check out the full guidelines and FAQ before submitting.

the body eats the s’more

Skull and crossbones on bottles to indicate poison is genius yet we take it for granted

Sorry for not posting yesterday I was busy doing the aforementioned nothing

3D Krusty the clown from the Simpson restaurant motif

Mentally and physically I am here

Sword AND pistol by his side? Seems excessive

A 4 panel comic about a half-elf being mad she's on her period

It's the mooooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeaarr 🎶