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probably my last chance to take nudes in this mirror so here we are x

ive decided to solidify being alone and bought a single bed, all the hot dads at ikea probably have kings at theirs anyway

whilst moving i found this old self portrait! i need to get into painting again

it's giving 'i can host'

(my bed frame comes on monday)

back in mcr and feeling particularly feral

it felt like when old people go to the seaside to sit by the ocean and die

i did briefly lie in the garden as an intermission, i didnt notice my jumper was on backwards because i was fighting for my life

been bent over and on my knees in the bathroon all day (i've been poisoned)

lets gooo!

exercise bike hurt my hip flexor so new new hobby whilst i can't skate is skipping, and it comes with jiggle physics 🍒

i'll carry you on my back if you like

woof

accidentally napped for 1.5hrs so enjoy this sunday midnight myspace selfie x

dinner done
dogs walked
kids in bed
feeling like a great mum xxxxxx

immediately injured my hip flexor nevermind lmao

my new housemates have an exercise bike, i'm about to have the body fat percentage of a teaspoon

playing the sims and making a male manipulator sim to ruin his life

it's the comrades you carry along the way @zeendonuts.bsky.social

repo is so stressful someone hold my robotic hand

i managed to get bing bong to the peak yday 🙏

finally wore this out out, did not get my nipple bar snagged even once

is season 1 jez hot or am i spiraling?

i am so happy to be too cold in just shorts

i read this as my monkey and it still made sense

wearing sunglasses and a hat in every one of your feeld pics is crazy

the scruffiest i've been in a while, it's too 'ot to groom

back in mcr for the weekend, the air is just more queer here idk

welp

i had a dream last night i was just turned into a vampire in the Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire universe and i'm distraught to wake up not a gay vampire

havent made out with the moustached man in a week i'm getting withdrawals