Jimmy

This is the second time Wargasm have liked my instagram story I could cry

P sure my neighbour just saw me butt naked in the living room running to get water do I end it all now or

Cow

People only see his looks or his career and honestly I relate to that

No same like this twink is actually funny …

Breakfast

The first one -£/);):&(&(@(

I apologise Tom Daley, I was unfamiliar with your game

Yeah sure I’ll just clean my room to perfection mid p**** a*****

Do as I say not as I do (I actually never wear clothes more than once before washing them)

Wash it when you take it out again?? Weirdo

Had a croissant from coop bakery for breakfast and I’m in a fucking STELLAR mood now

It also came out of left field cus she barely spoke that episode it seemed VERY storyline setup material

Keiran’s one nipple being so defined in that picture is sending me

And the way both Jacob and I said dead wife photos independently

When I kill myself this time you’re all invited to my funeral but only if you are a loyal Bluesky follower of mine

It’s actually crazy how you can go from thriving to actual mental wreck in the span of about a 13 minute phone call to your older brother I feel like pure shit just want a Latino to put his feet in my face

Oh no this is unfortunately very correct.

Barely disguised fetish content

Clock it

Maybe clear your thoughts and heart and fill them with pure intentions and everything will work for you like it does for me

Once again concerned by how tired I get every single time I eat a meal, maybe it’s time to get some cheeky lil tests done

None of it really matters if you’re a REAL dev so there’s only 3 things to ask

Do you want vanilla - windows
Do you want your hand held - Mac
Do you want autism - Linux

Such wise words. What else does he have to share

Ask him what’s his opinions on the new Taylor swift album

Well that’s not how this exchange was meant to go

Rly difficult being so skinny and smart and funny and charismatic actually . I should write a book

Grace helbig gave me psychic damage Jesus

It’s apparently how I’ll die sister

Proof?