Jimmy

You look handsome but this is disturbing to see you face on rather than looking up. It’s the angle I’d get when you eventually have enough of me and decide to strangle me

I will attack you personally and intimately

Let’s get a projector and a watch party together and let’s break it down frame by frame

Me after visiting reed.co.uk

Timeline is just people going ‘Monday ☺️🔫’ or ppl I didn’t know in were in an open relationship pleasuring themselves

Where are the posts I can send hate comments to chop chop

It was questionable in wokeness but she kinda tore

Iiiii want to be ninjaaaa

Thinking abt @d4nnyj4mes.bsky.social calling it ‘the gospel of Jimmy’ on stream and yah that’s correct

My favourite thing you’ve said about me is you imagine I’m just up to something all day

Evil James and slightly more evil James when they meet the darkest of all James: horny James

Getting the lyrics and choreography down for pride. NYNY doesn’t know what’s coming

Thinking of her today

I’m pals omg

Why did no one warn me your mid twenties would be hell on earth

So full of hatred and malice tonight

Every Pokémon is bought before me and my eyes roll back into my head and I commune with the Demiurge to give a thumbs up or thumbs down. The process is unknown to even I

Plenty more where that came from. Now shove your feet in my face

I’ll show you fairy you rotted bottom !!!!

Going through everyone’s favourite Pokémon and absolutely none of you are based… gay community PICK IT UP!!!

BI ZUI!!

Shout out to my boy Gengar for being so close to first,,, the rest of the roster are so far below Sylveon and Gengar it’s so unreal (ME AND WHO ME AND WHO ME ANS WHO)

You + your fave Pokémon

‘And um… the dichotomy is crazy…’

Inspiration for me tbh

R u saying dead space isn’t horror or

TASTE SISTER

Once again playing the game Is This Gum Disease Or Did The Garlic Bread Destroy My Gums

No this is how I felt it really was sexual

I need to be sucked and fucked over and over I just made the best homemade pasta sauce of my life I’m actually fucking cumming endlessly Jesus Christ I’m so good at everything

Many things to be said