dolphins are certified ass

At this point in my life I have one question... Why do I care?

This defense is Charmin soft...

Achane is that MF. Only player on the team that shows every week!

The Jets are really doing everything they can do help Miami win this game.

My Dolphins have a hard enough time winning games as is!

I’m still asking in Week 4 where this vaunted pass rush is?

darren waller already exceeded my expectations

Why not just ask people for permission?

Oh what’s that? You don’t think enough people would consent? So you’re just going to steal their livelihoods to get rich and hope they never notice?

Quinnen Williams kicked Savaiinaea’s ass on that incompletion

Uniforms are fire... wish I could EVER say the same about the team wearing them.

Nexstar, the largest TV broadcaster, needs Donald Trump's approval for a $6 billion deal.

If approved, Nexstar would control TV stations reaching 80% of households — violating the cap set by Congress to protect against monopolies.

This censorship of Kimmel reeks of corruption.

Drs right now listening to expecting parents quote RFK Jr about vaccines and the dangers of Tylenol.

"TYLENOL IS EATING THE CATS AND DOGS!"

Nobody:

Dak Prescott:

this was the second straight game where the Dolphins offense was efficient right up until Tua made a catastrophic mistake with a chance to win

I hung onto the hope longer than most for that reason. I really wanted him to find it.

Doesn’t that just sum up the whole Tua experience

I didn't... yet I stayed up to watch this garbage anyway.

This is the most MFing Dolphins moment of all time. Omfg

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

There seems to be an inverse correlation between how much you talk about free speech and how much you actually believe in it when it opposes your worldview.

a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie .

#MiamiDolphins

Yes we will.... you remember we couldn't even tank correctly? 😭

I'm done. If you can't even get plays called on time in crucial moments after 4 years then you never will. Clean house. I'm done.