Tiffany

Great news, the app for my grocery store has an AI assistant. Just what I’ve always wanted.

Sigh.

The third book in the Bridgerton series, which I never in a bazillion years envisioned myself reading. But here we are.

I sneezed rather loudly and suddenly there were totally freaked out poofy cats scattering about

1981-02-16 Cabaret Futura, London, England, UK/Source 1 - Depeche Mode Live Wiki

This soundboard recording of Depeche Mode live in 16 Feb 1981 has just appeared on the unsurpassable DM Live Wiki. One for all Depeche fans:

dmlive.wiki/wiki/1981-02...

I am full of fondue 🫕

Why is cold pizza so delicious?

*MAKES GLEEFUL NOISES*

I miss this too. Also being told I can’t leave the house.

The trolling continues and it’s making me look forward to Wednesdays.

#GoodOmens3

Hey look, a post. Hi. Hello.

I am extremely tired of snow, ice, and freezing cold temperatures.

One would think with democracy burning down all around us it would be warmer.

Love the makeup and the shirt!

I set my news app to be blocked until noon every day. It helps.

The official Good Omens account is doing an excellent job at trolling the fans 😂

A white background with the blue and yellow IKEA logo in the top third of the image and pictures of an unassembled and assembled guillotine below that. The product is called “Oligarkchöp”.

Mood.

Can I just stay on the couch in my pajamas with hot chocolate and a book for the rest of eternity?

Someone outside the US: So, let me get this straight. The groundhog...

Me: Is clairvoyant, yes

Dunno how you write villains now that we have hard evidence that the ultra wealthy spend all day emailing each other, "Loved doing multiple crimes with you! Hope to see you again next week at the crimes!"

My favorite things to do in winter are stay indoors and sleep. Perhaps I was supposed to be a bear.

Depeche Mode have contributed to the latest War Child album along with various other artists including Artic Monkeys, Foals & Young Fathers. It will be released 6th of March 2026

They are covering the song Universal Soldier by Buffy Sainte-Marie

#DepecheMode #WarChild

Mmm hot cocoa

Power Restored = Super Awesome

Lots of Snow = Awesome

Power Outage = Not Awesome

I’m all prepared and extremely excited to stay inside until Tuesday.

Bring it, snowstorm! ❄️

medieval Tom Morello be like, "fie on thee, I shan't do what thou willst me!"

Yup. I tried very hard to get people over here but it just didn’t work :( A few joined and posted once or twice and never came back.

Maybe it would help if there were private accounts but I have the feeling that’s not anywhere on the Bluesky roadmap.

Today it’s been a year since I was on Facebook. I miss a lot of people. I still don’t know how to proceed.

I thought of an amusing post last night while falling asleep, but I can’t remember what it was so now you get this instead.

I was in the middle of laundry, but now there’s a kitty on my lap so zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sheryl, in all her legal judgement, says "fascinating."

I, in my lack of legal judgement but ability to shitpost on the internet, say "Keep reading bc this is wild and the tea is PIPING"

No one told me how annoying it would be to have to constantly clean my glasses. I’m not sure if an unblurry world is worth it.