David Lynch: Good morning, everyone. It's... What fucking day is it now?
Dec 24 - Jan 1
29.12.2025 16:21 β π 15 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0@djy1976.bsky.social
Father of three, sports fanatic - cricket (zummerzet), rugby (bath), football (coys). Southerner oop north (relocated Dorset boy). More mathlete than athlete.
David Lynch: Good morning, everyone. It's... What fucking day is it now?
Dec 24 - Jan 1
29.12.2025 16:21 β π 15 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0So Youβre Tired of Swimming In Vomit
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holy shit lmao
19.07.2025 03:21 β π 26456 π 5017 π¬ 491 π 711Feels like 387 is about par on that pitch....
12.07.2025 17:23 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Impossible not to read in Gregg Wallaceβs voice, made me giggle. t.co/TLaMKledOx
12.07.2025 06:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An eye-popping piece of brilliant investigative journalism for your Sunday morning. π
06.07.2025 09:24 β π 86 π 26 π¬ 5 π 4Jesus Holdstock, the bat hit the pad BEFORE the spike, that was the front pad. Incompetent, WIndies being robbed by the third umpire. #WIvAUS
26.06.2025 20:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Genuinely think the third umpire should have gone to #specsavers. No way that was out and the one yesterday wasnβt #WIvAus
26.06.2025 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WHAT.A.DAY!!! Just β€οΈ test cricket π #EngvInd
24.06.2025 19:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Headingley day 5, high behind the bowler
Todayβs view #EngvInd
24.06.2025 11:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Headingley day 2. View directly square of the wicket. Itβs sunny.
Todayβs view #EngvInd
21.06.2025 10:10 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just canβt get my head around people needing to go the tip more than 30 times in a year.
19.06.2025 20:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Important clarification- I've had emails from constituents saying that I had legalised abortion up to birth (which isn't true)
19.06.2025 15:43 β π 153 π 44 π¬ 12 π 1The Ballad of Wallis Island is a gorgeous little instant classic. I laughed hard, I wept, I sighed β such a beautiful film. Go see it in cinemas, and support a charming UK indie
19.06.2025 15:35 β π 197 π 19 π¬ 14 π 6Saw it on Sunday and absolutely agree, just a thoroughly lovely film.
19.06.2025 15:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would be fun to have a grumpy dismissed opener taking square leg for a spellβ¦.
19.06.2025 12:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some innings that from Markram #WTCFinal
13.06.2025 16:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Markram late cutting like prime Ian Bell #SAvAUS
13.06.2025 15:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just loving the test, come on Saffaβs!! Mighty Somerset to come later too #cricket
13.06.2025 15:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Very good thread
09.06.2025 17:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rooooooooooooooooot. Absolute legend.
01.06.2025 18:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh yes
31.05.2025 19:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PSG going well here in the Super Cup semi final
31.05.2025 19:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Convinced Musk is so far gone at this point that if he did sober up, he'd have no recollection of the last 3 years and be shocked to discover that he owns Twitter
30.05.2025 23:50 β π 2832 π 311 π¬ 55 π 22Great clue π
29.05.2025 10:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excellent win, great to see a couple of Tomβs finding some form.
25.05.2025 14:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Something fishy about this sob story (1) The photos are stock shots taken in 2012 and 2014, available from Shutterstock and Alamyβlinks below. (2) Thereβs no trace of bankers Al and Alexandra Moy anywhere other than the Telegraph π€
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Oh fuck yes, I am all in #BigAnge #COYFS
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