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@falkeprophet.bsky.social

hi I also make music but it might be shite sorry..., working on More all The Time https://fatedprophet.bandcamp.com/community

32 Followers  |  71 Following  |  58 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  1.4984

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Ok

20.02.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 1

*girl who never feels too good voice* I don't feel too good :(

16.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally have a game plan, the easiest way I'm gonna be able to leave Alaska is to drive through Canada down to Oregon, funds are unfortunately limited and because of the situation degrading here my leave date has been moved to the 21st, any and all help is appreciated!!

ko-fi.com/lucariosbutt...

17.02.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 6
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World class mathlete turned into sexual device

12.02.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Nintendo game: fuck my holes using long division

12.02.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bald ass basics

12.02.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have unlocked the Natalie Nunn Baddies chain as an accessory

12.02.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the discourse

12.02.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

arigato πŸƒπŸ’¨πŸ’¨

31.01.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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30.01.2026 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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fierce as a lion❀️🀩

30.01.2026 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there's a fantano inside of me

30.01.2026 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@neildegrassetyson.com @maddow.bsky.social let's discuss

30.01.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sami landri preparing a thanksgiving themed runway look: j'making masterpiece

28.01.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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mama hurt me with this oneπŸ‘€πŸ‘€

25.01.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i brought anthrax to the function

22.01.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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getting fomo for my granmda's luncheon

20.01.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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disaster struck

20.01.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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can you name this location?

20.01.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shooting up some. drugs. into my. drug port. where my body turns the drugs into liquid gold.

20.01.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Te amo hija😘

20.01.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aunt brought Pedro pascal to Christmas dinner. no a different one

20.01.2026 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rupaul stole my family heirloom

20.01.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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wig

20.01.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaron Hanson let's meet up at Kmart I have some questions @gamegrumps.bsky.social

20.01.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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dog just barked at me for being white

20.01.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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