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@bolski91.bsky.social

Evertonian. Once called Morgan Schneiderlin a ‘Rolls Royce of a footballer’. Scouser in Australia. Was born, currently living, will die one day.

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Glad we agree

17.11.2025 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s tearing the brilliant Slovakians apart🤣🤣🤣

17.11.2025 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Vance is just sitting in the wings, waiting. He’s is one utterly evil, unscrupulous fucker with not an ethic to his name other than self promotion. He despised Trump not that long ago

16.11.2025 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Get a life McIlroy. Yer boss golf tit

16.11.2025 12:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly. His die is cast. He’s not going to change now. ‘Thanks for steadying us, Davey, but at the end of the season we’ll go in a different direction’

I reckon

04.11.2025 06:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s steadied the ship. Thanks. Move on end of season

03.11.2025 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Got this girl couple of weeks ago. Absolutely impossible for her to sit still long enough to put anything on her!!

01.11.2025 00:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤣🤣

26.10.2025 18:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It wasn’t woeful. Understand the emotion straight after the game. Their keeper, centre halves were outstanding. Our shortcomings exposed in attack. Nothing game, 2 set pieces. Ignore the 3rd.

26.10.2025 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Really? I didn’t think they were dreadful at all. They soaked up everything we throw at them and could have won by more. They’ve got loads missing as well.

26.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sorry, I just don’t share people’s love of Pickford

26.10.2025 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok

26.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s what happens when you don’t take your fucking chances

26.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Onana best player on the pitch by a mile today for Villa

26.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Excuses dressed up as reasons. He’s starting to make a fool out of himself

26.10.2025 12:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Villa - boss edge of the box blammers. Digne for the winner- my word
Utd - Fernandes, assist of the millennium

20.10.2025 01:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weekend togger.

Forest - Staggering that Ange at Forest didn’t work out, staggering
Newcastle - the big grock up front making them forget they’re a bit meh
Leeds - will be relegated
Palace/Bournemouth - mad bastards
City - Haaland. Calm down with all the goals. Get a life
Wolves - ooof

20.10.2025 01:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Anyone see Digne for Villa’s winner? Outrageous

Just for the avoidance of doubt, Raphael Benitez sold him and bought Mykolenko

20.10.2025 01:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Played alright. Just levels below them. Unless we find someone who can actually score a goal it’s going to be a bit tedious.

Meh

18.10.2025 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is there a cooling off period with Pickford’s contract?

Fuckinell

18.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

N’Diaye has been good but that was awful ball watching

18.10.2025 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love you JP but you’re not in and never will be in the same stratosphere as Neville Southall MBE

17.10.2025 03:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Skilliman N’Diaye, lad

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14.10.2025 23:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you think the club will be concerned about Branthwaite soft tissue injury record? We turned down good wedge for him last year. If and when he moves on, could we possibly demand that level of fee again?

13.10.2025 08:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Snowboarding???

13.10.2025 05:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This one is a bit longer isn’t it?? I may be wrong. That was ridiculous that they delayed the surgery he had the summer of 24

08.10.2025 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unfortunately for JB he’s in danger of failing at the most important trait of a footballer - being available

08.10.2025 12:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Been a very good Everton player. Amongst other traits the underrated ability, apart from the back end of last season, of always being available

08.10.2025 11:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pickford trying to tackle someone again rather than diving at their feet

05.10.2025 13:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I for one, am staggered a 34 year old, who just received an upgrade to one of the biggest contracts in world football is experiencing diminishing returns. Staggered

04.10.2025 18:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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