Jazzygoof

Comically watermarked stock image of man in lab coat looking at a graduated cylinder

let me cook

Me standing proudly with a transparent blue dildo tied to my waist!!! It’s tied on with black jute rope! I barely have my dick tucked between my crossed legs. The background is blurred.

The same pose but this time I’m grabbing the dildo with one hand :)

Bippity boppity boo
I turn thine penis blue
#shibari #strapon

My two ankles loosely tied together using a Somerville bowline and captured overhand cuff. It’s tied off in the middle for symmetry and control! The rope is a bright red.

Using the same red rope I’m keeping my left leg bent and showing off some thigh under my tshirt. This tie is super uneven! I’ve definitely gotten better since this photo.

I just got so much rope !!!
LEMME PRACTICE TIES ON YOU !!!
CONSENSUALLY !!!

Who wants to be mommys cock warmer? 🍆

A lowangle photo focusing on my ass. Im sitting up on my heels, turning back to pull on my tiny shorts to accentuate my butt meat. My boobs also peek out of my tiny spaghetti strap tank top as I twist my body. I'm wearing stripey thigh high stockings and 3d squishy paw hand warmers

YOOOO pilates has so far been the only thing to grow my ass!
I know its relatively not much but im so hype >w<
#ass #thighs #boobs #nsfw #lewd #thighhighs #socks

Weener pic poorly covered up by sunglasses emojis

A similar picture but with the trans flag emoji

HAPPY TRANSGENDER

Sleepyyyyy ~w~

Nude pic hiding behind a small stuffed shark (blåhaj). My dick was still in this one so I added blue and white heart emojis to hide it

Nude holding blåhaj in front of me to hide my dick

Mine was a little too small :(
#nsfw #blåhaj

Tummy and chest pic

Showing off my tucking skills

BAHHUMBUG

Terrible shirtless pic

Tummy Tuesday :)

Tummy

frotting

pressing pulling squeezing……

Kill the turkey :)
Also poof magic weener

just had my ass co-ate in webfishing i love this game

Halloween is coming fast!
TIME FOR HOT MONSTERS!!!

I’ve always wanted to get a cow cosplay, BUT I GOT NO TIBBIES!

Twink

Weiner