Bill Lummis

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Asking for jira tickets is a cry for help right???

When I was a very junior sysadmin, I was complaining about a cantankerous oracle db and one of the senior engineers looked me in the eyes and said "Oracle doesn't have customers, they have hostage situations" and it remains some of the best wisdom I've received

This infographic speaks to me

If you need some extra distraction from *gestures broadly at everything,* Kilauea is here to help. The next eruptive episode, episode 41, looks to be kicking off right now! Fountains are starting to grow in height.

USGS LIVE stream here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXKu...

Color me skeptical that saving taxpayer money is the real reason for this change that CISA only made after RSAC appointed a Biden official as its CEO.

Blood for the blood God?

I mean, share with the class?

"Reviewing Stidham tape" is like one of those 'what would you post to let people know you're kidnapped' answers

Map of the DMV, with a large blue-green oval covering most of the northwesterly parts. The oval reads “1-50” of snow. Possibly. Maybe.”

I don’t know what year I originally saved this, but it KEEPS HAPPENING.

My grandma was in hospice with congestive heart failure for literally years, they kept trying to kick her out, it was a whole thing

A Bluesky thread by Musicology Duck: I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place they switched drivers at a rest stop and the new driver is telling everyone that they're the ones on the wrong bus?? he's refusing to talk to anyone while he's driving and is now just driving really fast people are calling the police I think I might end up in Vienna Virginia but I'm ... not sure??? two big guys just went up and said we're going to Union station!! and he said no we're not

This is a WILD thread—that is still ongoing bsky.app/profile/musi...

@minakimes.bsky.social is a meme now (again?)

I use whole milk to make cheese... really gonna be annoyed if this dumb shit messes with it

Sadly I think lower decks was inspired by the eponymous TNG episode but they are spiritual cousins for sure

I found out like... last year that butthole surfing is an actual thing? Apparently it means tubing in a drainage ditch. I always thought it was just vaguely offensive gibberish

That wasn't a completed catch because as we learned in the ravens Steelers game, a "football move" is standing up and reciting at least half of 'I'm a little teacup' uninterrupted

We are hiring project managers and from this alone I can tell you are supremely qualified

Oh no Trevor Lawrence...

Bart Simpson thinking "Good old Mesh. Nothing beats that."

Joe Brady:

Microsoft’s guidance to help mitigate critical threats to Active Directory Domain Services in 2025 As organizations modernize, AD DS continues to be a frequent focus for cyberattacks. This summary outlines six critical threats and provides actionable steps to help detect and reduce risk.

Oh look, we posted a great landing page for thinking through the top six security risks to Active Directory in critical environments.

Sir. Please.

That is not a picture of the bad coordinators he hires and refuses to move on from

Ahhhhh! I have not yet been able to close my mouth from the expression of horror this induced

Kenneth the page isn't *technically* a landmark...

50 yard TD pass

Our insurance tried to deny coverage for our kid's birth because he wasn't on our policy at the time he was born. When I asked how I was supposed to add a child in utero they frowned and got very quiet (but still did not fix it)

I'm so excited to see you on it... and only a little sad that you weren't on with Jason Mantzoukas

it's pretty funny

tweet screenshot: a popular myth is that people who are Very Computer have computers that work. nothing could be further from the truth. the Very Computer are capable of generating much more novel and fascinating ways to make computers not fucking work and exercise this capability wantonly

I think a big chunk of the "linux is hard" sentiment stems from the fact that most linux users do weird things with their computers. basically this: