Jonathan Rimorin

Why hello! Pleased to see you here as well. I aim to amuse

It took defending public radio for me to subscribe to all the NPR podcasts I've just been skipping ads for, but here we are, and here I am

Sunny day in a hammock, kid sleeping against my chest: cherish this moment, when mostly everyone I love is alive at the same moment, and bank it for when times seem bleak

I just remembered this social network exists. Nice to see it still alive and thriving, as it is nice to be alive and thriving with all the alive and thriving

Wait, are ALCHEMIC and ALCHEMICAL not words anymore?

Randomly picked a Simpsons episode to watch and it was S33E6 "A Serious Flanders." Best Coen Bros. homage ever, and that's including the Fargo TV show

I just figured out why my apartment was so warm - apparently my oven has been on for days.

I couldn't turn it off. So I flipped the breaker and cut power to everything.

Now sitting here in the most wonderful silence

Clipping coupons from my three feet CVS receipts and suddenly feeling connected to a matrimonial legacy of similarly frugal Filipinos

Gute Krampusnacht alles

just learned the Swahili word "shagalabagala" which roughly means "chaos as usual". such a great mouthfeel on that mf

Just realised that the fact no one from the future has visited me confirms that my proofs for time travel won't be unearthed after my death

Hey everyone: I highly recommend everyone watch SALTBURN and view Barry Keoghan's magnificent achievement. Also his acting.

I have never seen RuPaul's Drag Race, primarily because I have always envisioned it a version of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, with drag queens racing dune buggies toward a fabulous destination. I shall not be disabused

Subscribed to YouTube Premium so as not to suffer ads while being rickroll'd

*This is a joke. My nephew never ends his conversations

My 3 year old nephew now ends his conversations with, "If you like this content, don't forget to like and subscribe." My brother is raising his kid right

Study after Bacon's Portrait of Pope Innocent X

Orson?

Scenes of martyrdom in movies - Passion of Joan of Arc, Silence, Breaking The Waves - tear my Catholic core completely.

Except Donnie Darko. That movie be dumb

@elhays.bsky.social shazbot

WH was being given his schedule by his handler but kept looking at me; finally he told her, "Look, I have to be with my people," and came to me and took my hand. Gruß Gott, I said, was gibt er doch? He was confused. Things continued apace, in a Herzogian way.

I wonder if that story is in the book.

Scorsese's SILENCE is just so goddamn good

Expanding Taco Tuesday to Monday

Mam: Son, you need a partner. Someone who will take care of you when you are sick.
Me: Like a nurse.
Mam: Someone who will love you.
Me: Like Alexa.
Mam: Someone who'll rub Vicks on your back.
Me: OK. I'll marry and make that person the happiest widow ever.
Mam: Jesus Christ.
Me: He's taken.

Waiting in the room at the doctor. Why is it when things go wrong, they go catastrophically wrong?

Loved THE CREATOR. Seems like the Vietnam War sci-fi movie that Gareth Edward's wanted Rogue One to be, before Disney chickened out

The Duterte of the West

You are a better man than I

Image of a woman named “Gemma Pell”

Imagine her trying to introduce herself in France