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Me romanticising reading absolutely anything on my kindle

Photo of a cap with the text: hello, 1am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks?

Where can I buy this, chat?

I will remain forever curious what trauma the team that build XCode at Apple have undergone to make... anyone think this is ok.

Update, this hasn't worked actually

square concrete slab on the ground with “OLD DYKES AGAINST TECH BROS” stenciled onto it

here is my favorite sign from today

Disabling my VPN so I can let the online safety act take care of blocking the categories of fetish content I don't want to see

Today in features I wish I could turn off: "Sign into WiFi" notifications.

I have no desire to sign into the hotel's free WiFi, but I get a notification for it every time I leave and come back.

the crime brothers..

Honestly I'm half expecting to see a message blaming the democrats for the shutdown plastered across nvd.nist.gov any day now

I wonder how US government shutdowns affect NIST and the NVD. Are cyber security specialists working overtime now? Or perhaps they get a holiday?

The TV industry died the day we stopped saying S01E01 and started expecting S1E1

Because she got replaced by something significantly more annoying

I need a car, not because I have places to be but because I have bumper stickers who have places to be

I think we all owe Cortana an apology now

my bitchass nonbinary life

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

I really hope there isn't a binary afterlife system because if I am forced to confront some of the things I've said I won't have the option to die to get out of it

What does this even mean

(Do not explain I don't want to know)

Deflation

For the low low price of £0.89, your phone can have a buttplug

One day this "Send to new group" button is going to cause me to accidentally introduce 2 people with similar interests but should never be allowed to meet.

(Neither of you in this picture are relevant to that statement)

So it turns out that if you run a horribly optimised C program on an android phone, it might crash the whole thing. Good to know.

Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.

Yay, another petition.

Mandatory digital IDs will make living and working in the UK impossible for people experiencing tech poverty, and make invasive tracking easier than ever for everyone else.

And do 0 to stop cash-in-hand illegal employment as claimed.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

There's a certain point at which money saved a code optimisation becomes less than money spent on a developer making that optimization.

I think what I'm doing today is going to cost several times the money it'll save over several years.

With all the data they have... Surely they could have thought not to imply that I had a child at age 7?

Always fascinating to see what comes after ?q= when someone shares a link to certain artworks (nst)

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

3. Mark Twain