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My new friend Tabby Katz & I are running a fun special! Email me to set something up: meetjosiejones@gmail.com

Wouldn’t you like to meet the friend who makes me beam like this?

Boston, Providence, and Nashville I hear there’s a dynamic duo coming your way soon (co-top spitfires of your lushest dreams) 🪩

Where art thou? Why not uponeth me?

❄️ Thursday 2/13 availability Mpls

☀️ 2/21-1/23 Dallas LIMITED

An overhead shot of two women sitting next to one another. They are both wearing skirts and crossing their legs, and both have on sheer nude thigh-high stockings with lace garters. The person on the right has tattoos up her thighs, the person on the left does not, and you can see her pedicure ever so slightly through the toe of her stockings. Beyond them, a red room with red eccentric furniture is slightly visible.

Just before @lucystrawberrynyc.bsky.social and I gesture for you to come sit in the middle…

I love you Philly, I’ll even watch sports for you 💋

(home and very avail this week)

The iPhone 15 Pro was already out here living its best USB-C life while you were still mourning your Lightning cables. 😂💕

Out of focus but always paying attention.

It's not too late to send this babe a bday gift!!

Mirror selfie of Thora in a cropped white tank and black thong

Feeling extra flirty 💋

A screenshot of Thora's Marigold wishlist, featuring an enormous (and much desired) Snoopy stuffed animal

Alright, serious post...

Who's getting me the huge Snoopy off my wishlist for Valentine's?

Nicola bundled in a hand-knit undyed wool scarf and a green leopard-print silk jacket, fingers drawing one edge of the scarf down to show her flushed cheeks and parted lips. In the background is a blurred snowy cityscape.

The same selfie, but this time the scarf covers most of her face, and you can tell she’s smiling by her dimples in her flushed cheeks.

Bundled up and heading home after the dreamiest FMTY overnight ✨☁️

Thoughtful conversation, mouth-watering pumpkin and kebab, and sizzling chemistry….I’ll make the trek to Boston for that any day!

Choose your fighter 🤼
Just as comfortable in the 5-star hotel as the neighborhood dive 👛🍻

Nicola and Nadia posing for a selfie. Nicola is grinning wide with deep dimples. Nadia stares down at the camera, eyes soft and full lips parted.

Nadia reclines on the bed, one leg extended toward Nicola, who is taking the photo and is just visible in the mirror behind Nadia. Nadia’s wearing a black lace up top dripping off her shoulders, black knee-high socks, and a short leather skirt, which is hiking up to show a tattoo on the back of her thigh. Nicola’s hand creeps i to the frame, caressing Nadia’s outstretched leg.

My dear friend Nadia Nightshade is back in Philly! We’re a dream team and it’s been too long since we’ve gotten to spoil someone 😏

Book a duo and help me welcome this dreamgirl home 🌹

A black muscle tank with yellow printed text—“DOUBLE SCORPIO GYM”—and illustration of two muscle mommies pumping iron, beads of sweat flying

Admirers are really knocking it out of the park lately. Just one example from last night’s tangle. Nothing warms me up like a sweet and pliant hole 🥰

Muscle mommy/daddy era loading 💪

Thora on all fours on a cow skin rug. She wears a black thong, her curves on display

Updated my wishlist for those lovers who can't seem to stop making me feel special 💖
marigoldgift.com/thora/thoras...

Photo 📸 @jeweltonesphoto.bsky.social

🍇 🫳🏻 🌹
Getting hot and bothered while it storms outside <<<

Thora kneels on the ground at the foot of a bed in a small black lingerie set and fishnet socks. She turns and looks at the camera with a small red lipsticked grin.

I have time for just 1 or 2 more dates before my books are closed until April! Prioritizing longer engagements in Philly and New York. Fill out my booking form to cozy up 💌

Elle stands posing in a navy blue zipper bra Bordelle sheer lingerie set. Elle's perky nipples may be a product the current cold temperatures in Chicagoland, or just how she is. Hmm!

2:30 am selfie always means I'm super great! No insomnia at all, no. Felt cute, might delete

NICOLA RYDER

New website, who's this? ☎️ 💅🏻

nicolaryder.com

Philly, make a dream of mine come true—book @iwantgolde.bsky.social and I together! 🙏

If I just came across some lists of fake AI girls with monetized platforms, would you want to know? I'm preparing to make a block list of these accounts...

I will be adding confirmed FAKE AI GIRLS ONLY so if you want to auto-block them, click Subscribe --> Block.

Thora kneels in a black and white lingerie set

Hi again, Philly! I'm available for another 5 weeks before I run off to Europe until April. As always, available by appointment in DC and NYC, and I may post a mini tour (read: no multi hour minimum) in one or both before I fly away ✈️

Booking found at the links in my bio 💌💘

Also a movie about how more women should hire swers.

Nicole Kidman telling a shitty male co-worker “If I wanted someone to humiliate me I would pay someone to do it”

!!!! Yes babe!

I will repeat, I cannot and will not follow you back if you don't have any posts or replies or a bio or a profile picture. I don't follow bots or fake accounts and I can't tell if you're a real person. I know it can be daunting, but just post some stuff so we know who you are. It's more fun!

++ further proof that I'm an angel with an incredible bush

Don't get trapped into thinking you have to be perfect in order to part of a movement. ❤️

A reminder that I'm on hiatus mid February to April! Reach out to catch me anytime before then at the links in my bio 💞