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feature request: irl time should not advance when you sleep

you can tell this website isn't twitter cause if it was dudes would be saying the most disgusting shit

bro's switch is opening a portal to hell

found a Vampire Survivors build so absurd I’m currently at level 2175 at 15 minutes into the Library and I’m certain the game is going to just explode at some point soon

mama is going to put the blanket up and trick us into thinking she disappeared but then she’ll come back and say peekaboo. It’s a tiktok trend

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #8,050,264!

<one week after learning moo deng exists> the pygmy hippo is the perfect animal and i would lay down my life for them

💙💜❤️
NEEDY GIRL OVERDOSE

where would rdr2 fall under, its a huge map but you can rnter almost anything

Stella the bicolor tabby and Fizzy the beagle German shepherd mix stare dolefully at the camera because they are cruelly being denied the glory of Domino's

when mother has the pizza

病院に来た犬🐶

I came to inspect the swelling last week.
It is completely healed!

The answer wasn’t in the bottom of that 🥃.

I should try a different one.

Frank, a handsome tabby cat, and Lenny, a gremlin-like tuxedo cat, posing on top of the wardrobe with their old copies of Q magazine

There’s been a change in the weather so the lads are snuggling again

Spice the cat, wondering what all the fuss is about

Portrait of a butthead who slipped out of the house while no one was looking and then spent FIVE GODDAMN DAYS doing WHO KNOWS WHAT while everyone at home was WORRIED SICK ABOUT HER and then came back home and acted like IT WAS NO BIG DEAL

if opera gx or ifunny get here im leaving bruh

Bom dia o que vocês tão comendo de café da manhã hein posso saber

te amo popotinho cheio de dobrinhas 🥹❤️

A solid grey cat laying in an amazon box with his head up looking at the camera, and his left paw resting on the corner of the box where he has chewed part off.

Good morning. #CatsOfBlueSky

not sure i'll ever have more fun in a game than playing guitar hero live trying to beat expert vocals on skrillex's bangarang i.e., saying "🅂🄷-🅂🄷-🅂🄷-🅂🄷🄾🅄🅃🄾🅄🅃 🅃🄾 🄰🄻🄻 🄼🅈 🄻🄾🅂🅃 🄱🄾🅈🅂 BASS ᵇᵃⁿᵍᵃʳᵃⁿᵍ" out loud while a live action fmv audience boos me

stealth sequences in non-stealth video games should be punishable by torture

The Boss is back

He’s basically got shit piss

An idiot in a box

Dumb ass

A picture of my cat Blaire looking up at the camera

Finally, a picture of my miniature house panther Blaire with good contrast!

Close up of Lucy the calico cat one eye visible curled up on a blanket and I’m peeking with one eye from behind her

Lucy curled up in my arm pit

Lucy staring directly at camera very serious and stern

Lucy asleep on my belly

Some Lucy Moods™️ of the day

Never forget a few years ago when my then-92 year old grandmother sent me this picture that she'd taken on her ipad and then added text to, because she wanted me to know an animal had taken a bite out of this tomato the previous night. 🤣

Her meme game beats mine!

Silver gray tabby cat with green eyes and front feet perched on chair arm, stretching up to see what's happening

What ya doin'?

Last night I dreamt that Bluesky got video, like a terminally online loser

Doctors are AMAZED at these 10 ways to BOOST your immune system:

The Tetanus vaccine
The Measles vaccine
The Polio vaccine
The Mumps vaccine
The HPV vaccine
The Pneumonia vaccine
The Hepatitis B vaccine
The Rubella vaccine
The Diphtheria vaccine
The Covid-19 vaccine

Be like Benzie, vaccinated