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She Has No More Enemies Towards the end of the Sunday service, the priest asks:”How many of you have forgiven your enemies?”The vast majority raise their hands. The priest insists on the question. This time ev…

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18.05.2025 06:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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An Artist by I. L. Caragiale More than anything else, I really like the barber’s trade… The razor is related to the chisel, the brush, the buskin, the fiddlestick, the pen – and many others that …

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18.05.2025 06:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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EPIGRAM: Spinning Impertinent Windmills To Hobo Windmill, who says I spin windmills with the wind that blows through my pockets With the wind blowing my pockets, In the wind I just scatter dockets. But windmills from leadership I only sp…

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13.05.2025 11:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thoughts About Love and Sex Love is like staying up all night with a sick child, but in this case we are talking about a healthy adult woman. In love it is like war: any hole can be a trench… Never try to explain computer pro…

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13.05.2025 11:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Art of the Lawyer Lawyer: Doctor, before you started the autopsy, did you check his pulse?Witness: No.Lawyer: Did you check his blood pressure?Witness: No.Lawyer: Did you check if he was breathing?Witness: No.Lawyer…

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12.05.2025 07:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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News: White Smog at the White House Finally, after days and nights of stormy debates by the council of cardinals of the cardinal points at the White House, white smoke rose towering and free into the sky through the chimney installed…

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09.05.2025 07:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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COMPASS: From Trump’s Secret to… Cat Language In the article “The secret sauce of Trump’s success that continues to mystify his most ardent critics”, published in Fox News, the beautiful blonde Lee Carter reveals to us the gr…

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09.05.2025 07:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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About Stupidity and Its Treatment I begin by making a sincere confession to you: I am a fool. Someone once told me that it is a bad thing to be a fool, but much worse not to realize it. There is much wisdom in this truism, because …

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07.05.2025 05:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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FUNNY MUSIC: MAGNIFICO – Kuku Lele (“Kuku lele”, a South-Slavic expression, can be roughly translated as “Holy cow!”) Lyrics I see the future in a magic bowlI can travel back in time through the worm holeI ca…

FUNNY MUSIC: MAGNIFICO - Kuku Lele hobowindmill.wordpress.com/2025/05/05/f...

05.05.2025 13:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NEWS: Elon Goes to Mars Elon Musk is on the verge of fulfilling the millennial dream of humanity, a dream that has ignited the imagination of billions of inhabitants of old Earth for thousands of years and which was not r…

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04.05.2025 09:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hare Hunting An old man is driving an old Land Rover on the road. At one point, he collides with a luxury car full of mobsters. The mobsters get out of their car and start yelling at the old man why he broke th…

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03.05.2025 07:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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At the Restaurant: Our Customer, Our Master! A restaurant in New York City had the following ad: <We’re offering a $100 reward to anyone who orders something we can’t serve>.”Please, a fried dinosaur sandwich,” a…

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02.05.2025 04:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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MAGAZINE: Energy and… Lots of Rainwater Generally when we talk about rainwater we tend to give it a pejorative meaning: we say about someone’s sayings that are trying to impress us with a piece of news that it is… rainwater! That i…

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01.05.2025 04:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Secret of Big Sales A young man moves to another city and goes to look for a job at a supermarket.”Do you have any experience in sales?” the manager asks him.”Yes,” the man replies. “I wa…

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30.04.2025 14:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Save me, doctor! A psychiatrist’s office. The door opens and a man crawls in with something in his mouth.Psychiatrist: “Wow! Who’s here? A kitten?”The man crawls to the corner of the office.…

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24.04.2025 05:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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OPINION – What We Are . Have you ever wondered why our beloved planet Earth is so isolated in time and space from other solar systems and galaxies? Why does it take us four years to travel at the speed of light to reach…

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22.04.2025 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Great Personalities Talk About Easter Bunny The symbol of Easter, the Easter Bunny has its origins in ancient Egypt, where legends say that he brought eggs by boat on the Nile to the pharaohs in the pyramids, every time the Nile waters overf…

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20.04.2025 15:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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