lily :)

entertaining in a way that makes me want to die

Oh and BTW, fuck the NHL for not cancelling the game in Minneapolis last night. The NBA cancelled their game but as usual, the NHL doesn't know what they're doing.

loving this list in the wake of the empty netters stuff today

My wife saw this and says to add that Sonny the cuckoo is not gay, he is ace and aromantic. Quote "He only loves Cocoa Puffs."

overheard a dad at the bookstore showing his little girl a copy of Redwall and saying “it’s like Lord of the Rings but with small animals!”

Maine and Texas latest fronts in voting battles, with voter ID, citizenship on the ballot The initiatives are the latest in a wave of voting-related measures since President Donald Trump's false claims about widespread fraud costing him reelection in 2020.

Voters in both states will decide on the measures at a time when President Trump continues to lie about widespread fraud leading to his loss in the 2020 presidential election and make unsubstantiated claims about future election-rigging.
https://to.pbs.org/43F3COs

A running team from Chicago reported that ICE/CBP GOONS in full tactical gear forcibly removed a 67-year-old US citizen from his car, resulting in the breaking of six ribs and internal bleeding.

Hockey would be better if each team had one man on the ice with a sword hidden in their stick.