Matthew Lymer

Politics shouldn’t be a career. It should be a service.
Like the military - duty, not profit.
Like jury duty - when your time’s up, they call the next.

An asylum seeker kills someone.
"Deport all immigrants."

Harold Shipman was a doctor.
Peter Sutcliffe a truck driver.

Expel GPs and HGV licence holders.

They were English.

Better deport all Englishmen to Rwanda.

If guilt is collective, and punished by deportation, we should all pack our bags.

Farage says schools are poisoning kids with shame.

I say they’re teaching us not to repeat history.

Pride without empathy, understanding and reflection isn’t patriotism.

It’s propaganda.

And Farage will save us from the financial disaster he helped create, while clearing out the rot.

Just like Trump is getting rid of corruption while making America great.

Yeah, sure - turn my disdain for a fascist millionaire cosplaying as “one of us,” while spewing hatred as valid rhetoric, into a medical condition.

Just keep pointing fingers at those who oppose divisive vitriol.

It’s easier than facing the rot.

Nigel Farage politics:

💩 Shits on your doorstep

🇬🇧 Blames immigrants

🚫 Bans anyone not “100% English” from cleaning it

💰 Invents a “Shit Doorstep” tax

🧾 Fines you for the mess

And calls it patriotism.

A little hope goes a long way.

I don't have a voice that many will hear.

I am not visible to most.

My actions, unlikely to cause a stir.

I could endlessly scream at the void and never get a response.

So I whisper, quietly, softly, knowing it doesn't matter and won't be heard.

But always thinking 'maybe this time'.

It is getting increasingly difficult to find justifications for the human race.

If an advanced alien civilisation or super AI decided it would be in the best interest of the world to exterminate us, it would be tricky to argue against them.

What Reform UK Really Thinks

#VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks

"We’re cracking down on immigration. Not just people—food too. No curries. No Chinese. No pizza. And since potatoes come from the Americas, no chips or crisps either. Just fish, Yorkshire pudding, and cheddar cheese. Served with contempt."

#VetoReformUK

To the men pushing fear, misinformation, and false blame:

The greatest threat to children today comes from two of your own—Trump and RFK Jr.

Mothers aren’t the problem. You are!

What Reform UK Really Thinks

"We’re so ‘in touch’ with the younger generation and the average voter, we’re bringing back the Imperial currency system—240 pennies to the pound, and half-crowns for everyone. Also, tax cuts for corporations and our offshore accounts."

#VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks

"We care about the environment. That’s why we’re launching a Gaslighting programme. Good thing we will be fracking the sh*t out of the countryside to replace Natural Gas."

#VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks

"The Labour and Conservative parties don't think we can win an election. Insulting? Yes. They clearly don't think the UK has that many idiots."

#VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks

"We value the diverse cultures and lifestyles living in the UK. Because they give us many groups to blame for your problems."

#VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks

"We represent the everyman, the common man. For we are like you—just richer and more important."

#VetoReformUK

What Reform UK Really Thinks

"We’ve seen what’s happening in the US, and we’re worried. Worried that we don’t have that kind of leadership in the UK."

#VetoReformUK

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #5

*Mission Statement*

MAGA™ stands for Truth, Justice, and Prosperity for All...
our friends. All our friends. No one else.

MAGA™: We don’t have to pretend to be nice anymore.
MAGA™: We don’t care. You can't make us.

[Legal flagged “truth” as misleading.]

#AdVaultMAGA

They have elected Humanis Policlub to decide our fate.

They have hired Alamos 20,000 to intimidate and detain us.

But they haven’t paid off all the Runners.

Some remain free - Shadowrunners who no longer cling to the shadows.

Step forward. Step up. Resist.

#ShadowrunNow

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #4

Tired of numbers? Dave in Finance does sums in his head.

Don’t like stats? Kev from Budgetting can say any percentage you want.

Graphs pointing down? Jane from Acquisition flips them around.

MAGA™— Stats only matter if we want them to.

#AdVaultMAGA

Spinrad controls the feed.

Horizon Group owns the grid. Saeder-Krupp syncs your soul.

Their names have changed, but their intent remains.

Their Digital Intelligences cannot see the Totem-bound Mystic.

They have no spirit, no soul, no mana.

We resist.

#ShadowrunNow

Taglines MAGA Execs Rejected

*Kool-Aid Campaign*

MAGA™: 0% sugar. 0% fact. Made with 100% recycled cow feed
[Pulled - internal review clarified: “We don’t feed livestock”]

MAGA™: Available in any colour, except amarillo, azul, verde y morado
[Pulled did not follow 'palette purity']

#AdVaultMAGA

The grid stuttered. Inflation paused.
The dice were cast—but none were high enough.
We wait while they reroll our future.
#ShadowrunNow

F*ck you Trump, f*ck you.

Paracetamol does NOT cause Autism.

You f*cking C*nt!

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #3

*Kool-Aid Campaign*

Here at MAGA™, we don’t just give you Kool-Aid—we show you how to make your own to share with friends.
MAGA™: Sharing isn’t caring, it’s forced.

[Pulled after discovering Kool-Aid doesn’t come in only red varieties.]

#AdVaultMAGA

They recruited Influencer Mercs, summoned AI like prophecy.

They hacked the global economy, making themselves omnipotent financial disasters.

But not a Night One Decker amongst them.

No fur. No code. No street cred.

#ShadowrunNow

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #2.5.5

*Caps vs Hoods Campaign* — Internal Asset
Exec: “Fire Bob in design. It said red OR white, not AND.”
[Marked DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. Recovered from production archives.]

#AdVaultMAGA

Shadowrun’s ICE stopped netrunners.

Ours detains families.

They gave us Firewatch—but not DocWagon.

We got raids, not rescue.

#ShadowrunNow

Taglines MAGA Execs Rejected #2.5

*Caps vs Hoods Campaign*

MAGA™: Because headwear should be red or white.
MAGA™: Why whisper when you can scream?
[Abandoned due to design and production challenges]

#AdVaultMAGA